CopAndCo

Aspiring. Sky ain’t the limit. Reap what YOU sow. Understand THE grind. BITCH.

[CopAndCo @copandco]

I for some reason thought Selena Gomez’s song ‘Back to You’ started with the line, “Took you like a shart.” Which, to me, gave the whole song a very ‘caught me by surprise’ vibe. Super progressive out of the Gomez camp.

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@YouTubeTV … thank god we avoided a Cuban Missile Crisis and got the deal done with @FOXSports

Bold call letting Helen Keller set up the antenna. Keep up the great work!

[CopAndCo @copandco]

Over a year ago, I placed a bet on a team fueled by little more than a dream. In that time, my resolve has been tested, but my loyalty never wavered. Don’t ever give up on yourself; the big break might be just around the bend.

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I miss Jimmy Carter with all of my heart. :’(

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@ClifBar @ClifBar care to explain yourself? To be clear… I’m mad and disappointed.

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@ClifBar I am going to lop my penis off and eat it if I don’t get word the supply chain issues are coming to an end. Bring back the Peanut Toffee Buzz Clif Bar effective immediately.

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Dunson Dunson Dunson… What are we going to do with you…

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Thanks Dunson.

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I don’t know if prostitutes get to have stripper names; if so, I’m claiming ‘Polly Pocket’ for myself.

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I suspect foul play.

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Cadet Kelly credits song; the jazz bridge took my breath away.

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@ClifBar @malinwashere I’d like daily updates on this. Thank you.

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Thanks Dunson.

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@dive13_ Wild for some. Real wild for others…

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.@KimP you up?

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Anytime I poop not-at-home I whisper, “The perfect crime,” as I flush.

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Is Pat Monahan trying to fuck his sister?

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Remember on a weekly basis the when the entire country would watch Randy Jackson listen to ‘Bad Day’ by Daniel Powter because America didn’t vote for the person leaving the show...

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America is undefeated in World Wars... Now you’re going to tell me a sample size of 2 isn’t enough to get them into the proverbial playoffs? #QualityOfWins #CFBPlayoff

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@victor_schleich @corkin02 @richardmeier92 @wischj @BarstoolBigCat Hey Victor, must you be a pilot to know when a plane has crashed and burned?

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@pizzahut name one entity that you actually ‘out-pizza’ ... I’ll wait.