Co-Parenting Meh

…benefit from these stories, no? #coparenting #coparentingsucks #enotionalabuseisreal When you hurt my kids, mama bear will come out…guns blazing.

[Co-Parenting Meh @coparentingmeh]

Trying to coparent with an asshat who refuses counseling to learn how we can best parent is more frustrating than
…trying to pee on a leaf
…from 100ft in the air
…through a tornado
…in the dark
…when I don’t even have to pee.

IOW Frustrating AF!

@chaosandall #coparenting

[Co-Parenting Meh @coparentingmeh]

My ex has chosen to NEVER look at or talk to me, not even in front of our kids (when it’s important to at least fake it). Still, when proximity allows, I always toss a nice comment or two his way.

Today, 12 said “Why is Daddy such a dick around you? And sorry for cursing.”

[Co-Parenting Meh @coparentingmeh]

Background:
I’m in my mid-40s and I’ve been single for awhile. But that’s okay, because I found a treasure trove of erotica stories on kindle.

Question:
Am I, FOR SURE, too old to find my own “Daddy”?

That would be kind of awesome. 🤷‍♀️

#PassionSense

[Co-Parenting Meh @coparentingmeh]

Advice Needed.

I haven’t said a negative word about their dad EVER but I don’t know how to explain this. He’s ditching his boys on Father’s Day.

They can’t at least stay overnight to feed him breakfast in bed?

@COParentsMatter @CoParentingIntl @coparenting101
@coparentinginfo

[Co-Parenting Meh @coparentingmeh]

I think I figured out the rule.

If you can no longer have sex with your wife because you feel like you’d be cheating on your girlfriend…

THAT’S when you know it’s time to make it official.

Sound about right? 🤷‍♀️

[Co-Parenting Meh @coparentingmeh]

@NovaasGalaxy This is me, minding my business. First, it sucks to hear you’ve had sad trials in your life. I’m sure it’s served to make you stronger. And second, I had two inductions and had zero problems. Didn’t even know there was an issue or stigma. Oops. Go get ‘em!

[Co-Parenting Meh @coparentingmeh]

Despite the divorce decree which gave me joint custody and joint medical decision making for our dog, my ex tried to finagle a situation whereby he would put my baby to sleep without my even knowing he was sick in the hospital. There’s much more to the drama, but enough for now..

[Co-Parenting Meh @coparentingmeh]

Is it bad if I “x” profiles simply because a man doesn’t know when to use “there”, “their”, or “they’re” properly?

Should I tell them there’s an edit button?

[Co-Parenting Meh @coparentingmeh]

I get the whole “guns don’t kill people; people kill people” thing. I do.

But until we find an effective way to teach today’s youth that guns are dangerous and life is not a video game, can’t we at least try to find ways to keep guns and ammo out of their reach?

-Scared AF mom

[Co-Parenting Meh @coparentingmeh]

#coparentingsucks
I offered to keep the Netflix account active and pay for it and let him use it…especially since the kids have a watch list all set up already.

He said “No”. 🤷‍♀️ (Not “No, thanks” like we teach the kids.😂)

[Co-Parenting Meh @coparentingmeh]

@__Breannaaa96 If that’s a good thing, congrats!

I actually offered to continue sharing a Netflix plan that I’d pay for and he could use for free, especially because the kids had a watch list already set up. He told me no thanks and got his own. 🤷‍♀️

[Co-Parenting Meh @coparentingmeh]

@danielle2u @onemomsbattle #emotionalabuseisreal

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@danielle2u @onemomsbattle My ex lied to me so often that he’d have to continue lying more to try not to get caught. One time, we actually got into a legit argument whereby he pretended not to know what LUST is and I was forced to explain it. I think I ended that argument with “Are effing kidding me?”

[Co-Parenting Meh @coparentingmeh]

@BekkahWelsh Please tell us you responded with, “Yes, but why?”

[Co-Parenting Meh @coparentingmeh]

@chaosandall There should be a pat on the back emoji. Or at least more great gifs.

[Co-Parenting Meh @coparentingmeh]

@crim_tweets_ Holy balls. Did I just read correctly that the rep used this opportunity to try to UPSELL your YouTube service? Not sure if I’m disgusted or impressed. 🤷‍♀️

[Co-Parenting Meh @coparentingmeh]

@chaosandall If you end up sleeping outside with a half-Twinkie hanging out of your mouth, please make sure someone (even if you hate the person) is there to take a picture. Please. And share. Please.

[Co-Parenting Meh @coparentingmeh]

@spicycrocs_ Mine too! The whole time. But I didn’t care because, well, I got two awesome kids out of him, got to stay home with them, and he was rarely around.

Not at all funny but you have to find the funny because the alternative is spirit-breaking.

And great gif!

[Co-Parenting Meh @coparentingmeh]

@mericanmademama It sucks either way, no matter how much you like to support another’s fortune.

Just PLEASE tell me she didn’t share the news on break while you were injecting your belly w/fertility drugs? Otherwise, eff her and her egg-leaking ovaries. Sorry, deadpan humor is my love language.