adrianna 🪱

the meek inherit the dirt. ✞

[adrianna 🪱 @cophfee]

Ten yr plan is like: have six children. Publish four books. Kill all male suitors. Live in the woods

[adrianna 🪱 @cophfee]

Girl in my English class wants to fuck the professor real bad even tho he is ugly. Since I have already fucked a reportedly ugly English professor in my time as a student I must see her as below me. In this essay I will

[James @jameslineky]

“I don’t know how you’re doing on the inside, honey, but your hair is just holdin’ up beautiful.”

[klit klittredge @klitklittredge]

CUZ YOU CANT JUMP THE TRACK WE’RE LIKE CARS ON A CABLE AND LIFE’S LIKE AN HOURGLASS GLUED TO THE TABLE

[bridget @pacinocrave]

you can’t even cozy up to a handsome older gentleman and eat an ice cream cone anymore because of woke

[adrianna 🪱 @cophfee]

Haven’t even watched an episode all the way through and I do think those dcc coaches need to be sent to hell man

[🂱 @laylology]

When a bitch you hate says something annoying and you're like damn that's going straight into the I Hate This Bitch file

[effortless and soulful pimp @funko_wop]

I’m honestly a big fan of all the new additions to the jackass crew but I do have to say that Poopies is the only one that seems like he was plucked directly out of 2001 and dropped off in the present day. Truly a man out of time

[tony @joeIsmillers]

seeing johnny knoxville on tv at 7: god he's hot

seeing johnny knoxville on the big screen at 12: god he's hot

seeing johnny knoxville on the big screen at 27: god he's hot

[adrianna 🪱 @cophfee]

I cannot entertain another man I’m still trying to get the one I have to get a margaritaville marg maker like how would I find the time

[adrianna 🪱 @cophfee]

Was too nice to a man I work with and now half the old coworkers think I’m slutting it out and he’s blocked me online now (I’m literally getting engaged soon)

[linux @tuvati]

When you're 13 having a an excellent day and then this happens

[adrianna 🪱 @cophfee]

Dude I had a pregnancy scare with two years ago just had a baby with a woman he met in December. Kind of like being the last fucking lifeboat off the titanic

[adrianna 🪱 @cophfee]

Girl I hate at work keeps calling herself fat so people compliment her and I said she looked like my twin #fatgirlswinning

[nuno🧣 @metmidnights]

o arcanjo miguel quando expulsou lucifer do céu

[adrianna 🪱 @cophfee]

Not having sex with ur long term bf bc you’re fat ugly and we’re molested is like. In rn. That’s what they’re saying guys…

[Cassie @pepsidogonline]

All the medication being right on the table. I come from true southern trailer trash and I couldn't ask for more. It's who I am

[cav empty @cavempty_]

she let me hit because she has let me hit for generations in an infinite number of past lives in the karmic cycle. sometimes as four horned antelopes, as a speck of pollen on a bluebell flower, or even as algae surrounding hydrothermal vents on the deep sea floor

[omelas basement kid but an adult @illiterateprole]

it’s kind of crazy so many people were so horny for astarion when he sounds and behaves exactly like stewie

[Wolfy🌈 @WolfyTheWitch]

And heaven and nature sing