Cathy King-Opolsky

Life is too short. Eat dessert first!

[Cathy King-Opolsky @copolsky]

@TheTedAllen 🍊💩

[Cathy King-Opolsky @copolsky]

@umphd @mychaelschnell @thehill There is no good reason. They're arseholes.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Donald Trump is a mean, mad, cruel, sad, pompous, puny, lonely, loony, horrible, terrible, no-good, very bad, dippy, disturbed, dopey, deranged, distorted, demented, delirious, delusional, MAGAlomaniac, psychopathic, sociopathic, lead-the-whole-world-down-the-garden-pathic, egoistic, egotistic, narcisstic, solipsistic, chauvinistic, jingoistic, nihilstic, terroristic, antagonistic, opportunistic, animalistic, cannibalistic (unproven), racist, sexist, classist, ableist, isolationist, segregationist, white supremacist, homophobic, transphobic, galeophobic, bathmophobic, shameless, shameful, pitiless, pitiful, helpless, hurtful, friendless, foeful, serial defaulting, sexual assaulting, criminally addicted, thirty-four-count convicted, justice obstructor and document-hoarder and subject of court order after court order, buck-passing, bus-throwing, dog-whistling, fear-sowing, race-baiting, rage-stirring, all-hating, omni-slurring, spirit-crushing, money-hushing, secrets-blabbing, pussy-grabbing, climate-denying, Putin-complying, fast-food-scarfing, soda-snarfing, slush-fund-diverting, Epstein-frequenting, Kim Jong Un-flirting, NATO-dissenting, tchotchke-shilling self-styled Messiah, diplomacy-killing global-pariah, rebellion-provoking, complicity-cloaking, coup-stoking, bear-poking, election-losing, falsely-accusing, republic-destroying, Giuliani-employing, deceitful, deceiving, deceptive, designing, dissembling, duplicitous, dubious, devious, untrusted, untruthful, treacherous, treasonous, Roget’s-thesaurus-exhaustingly traitorous, awful, unlawful, eats-crow-by-the-jawful, vain, insane, got-rocks-in-the-brain, hypocritical, parasitical, horrible-stain-on-the-body-political, bullying, bullying, bullying, stop bullying!, self-absorbed, self-admiring, self-concerned, self-important, self-obsessed, self-conceited, self-involved, self-regarding, self-seeking, self-serving, self-defeating, self-fulfilling, apparently self-loving, actually self-loathing, abusive, befuddled, corrupting, destructive, embittered, fallacious, grotesque, horrendous, indignant, judgmental, kowtowing, lethargic, malicious, neurotic, obnoxious, pathetic, quick-tempered, resentful, sadistic, tormented, upsetting, vindictive, washed-up, xenophobic, yammering, zombified, awkwardly autocratic, fecklessly fascist, totally-not-ready-for-totalitarianism, strongman except for the strong part, Mussolini without the muscle, Needy Amin, intellectually bankrupt, spiritually bankrupt, morally bankrupt, literally bankrupt, leather-jerkined, crystal-buttoned, knot-pated, caddis-gartered, sodden-witted, elvish-marked, rumbumptious, disloyal, unworthy, discouraging, unhappy, dismissive, unpleasant, disdainful, unhealthy, disinterested, uncaring, disorganized, unfeeling, rage-tweeting, misspelling, ALL CAPS ABUSING!, flat-footed, weak-kneed, yellow-bellied, lily-livered, stony-hearted, tiny-handed, sticky-fingered, “yeti-pubed”, “toadstool-penised”, thin-skinned, cold-blooded, bone-unspurred, stiff-necked, bald-faced, slack-jawed, double-tongued, foul-mouthed, snot-nosed, shifty-eyed, beetle-browed, soft-brained, narrow-minded, where-do-you-even-begin-haired, wolfish, boorish, waspish, sheepish, apeish, piggish, sluggish, slothful, catty, fishy, squirrely, weaselly, snake, skunk, cuckoo, chicken, one-term, twice-impeached, three-far-right-Justice-appointing, four-time indicted, Fifth Amendment-cowering, six-time insolvent, G7-detested, eight-year-term-limited, 9/11-valor-stealing, Ten Commandments-exploiting, Chapter Elevened, 12-member-jury convicted, angry, broken, clueless, dreary, eerie, feeble, gutless, heartless, idle, joyless, klutzy, leery, morbid, nasty, oafish, painful, queasy, rabid, shabby, tiresome, unstable, vicious, whiny, X-rated, yapping zero.

[Cathy King-Opolsky @copolsky]

@pamperedchef I'm so disappointed with this product. It didn't rise AT ALL. I baked it anyway, but it was awful. I make bread a lot and only bought this because I was invited to a party and had to buy something. #NeverAgain

[Cathy King-Opolsky @copolsky]

@umphd What a disappointment.

[Cathy King-Opolsky @copolsky]

@SunnyAnderson It's my first time growing it (in a container). I love the little purple flowers!

[Cathy King-Opolsky @copolsky]

@umphd Get your maxi-pad ear cover ready! 🙄

[Cathy King-Opolsky @copolsky]

@SunnyAnderson Whaaaaat???? You can freeze bacon? That might be dangerous for me! 🤣

[Cathy King-Opolsky @copolsky]

@TheTedAllen You all were babies when the show started!

[Cathy King-Opolsky @copolsky]

@JoJoFromJerz Elf. It's hilarious!

[Cathy King-Opolsky @copolsky]

@TheTedAllen I have lawn tools my father gave me that my grandfather gave him. I treasure them. Glad you found your candy snatchers!

[Cathy King-Opolsky @copolsky]

@jimfarley98 @tobykeith @FordTrucks I was lucky enough to see him perform at WHQ in 2013 for the F150 reveal. He was a legend.

[Cathy King-Opolsky @copolsky]

@SunnyAnderson My mother had a repairman walk off with her antique silver flatware (from the 1800's). We didn't find out until after she died. She never kept an eye on any repairmen or workers.

[Cathy King-Opolsky @copolsky]

@jimfarley98 @Ford @NASCAR_Trucks @benrhodes @NASCAR_Xfinity @ColeCuster @NASCAR @Blaney @Ultra4USA @healy_loren @ChelseaDeNofa This was a great event. Honored to have been part of it!

[Cathy King-Opolsky @copolsky]

@nathaliejacoby1 Don't drop the soap.

[Cathy King-Opolsky @copolsky]

@LakotaMan1 @JohnFetterman OMG, I love you both!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[Cathy King-Opolsky @copolsky]

@Ticketmaster Going on almost an hour with this, after selecting my seats.......

[Cathy King-Opolsky @copolsky]

@umphd I thought his choice in hat color was interesting. 🤔

[Cathy King-Opolsky @copolsky]

@ThoroughbrdTale He's magnificent!
#Stradivarius

[Cathy King-Opolsky @copolsky]

@umphd I think you would have had more supporters and votes than Pompeo would have. 😊