justadumbbitch

A liberal stoned shut-in! I'm not a hero folks. I'm just high AF like you. Wombats stalk me. The microwave judges me. Wait what are we talking 'bout?

[justadumbbitch @coprolalia81]

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[justadumbbitch @coprolalia81]

today was the first day in a long time I read the news and didn't feel scared to death. I think I'm trump numb now. FML #tuesdaythought

[justadumbbitch @coprolalia81]

SO IT BEGINS.... White House blocks news organizations from press briefing https://t.co/PsCd4nL50k

[justadumbbitch @coprolalia81]

Cat ownership not linked to mental health problems, study says @CNN https://t.co/8GMIVpZrWu

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

I'm in!

[justadumbbitch @coprolalia81]

Ok I may be the only liberal on earth who hated the halftime show. But I really, really didn't care for it LOL... FML <3

[justadumbbitch @coprolalia81]

@IndieWire @ladygaga am I the only person on earth who just didn't like the halftime show? Damn. BUT I REALLY DIDN'T lol

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

Everyone Thinks That Justin Bieber Looks Like The Six Flags Guy In T-Mobile's Super Bowl Commercial https://t.co/qB8AhKEcAs

[justadumbbitch @coprolalia81]

@IndieWire @katerbland no she doesn't. she sucked and was boring.

[justadumbbitch @coprolalia81]

Such a boring halftime show. Kept hoping another artist was gonna pop out and save it for me. Self centered much #gaga #HalfTimeShow

[justadumbbitch @coprolalia81]

I didn't really care for the halftime show. Where were other artists to make it more appealing to everyone? blah. #Gaga

[justadumbbitch @coprolalia81]

That life is fair. As my dearly departed mother used to say: LIFE SUCKS & THEN YOU DIE. #ThingsINoLongerBelieve #ThrowbackThursday

[justadumbbitch @coprolalia81]

@BrianRathbone He's right. Dreams that actually come can be buzz kills of responsibility rather than carefree happiness and fun.

[justadumbbitch @coprolalia81]

<----- #drunkasfuck #drunk

[justadumbbitch @coprolalia81]

TY god... for at least the softening comfort of weed and jim beam. I think you are an asshole, but I still love you.

[justadumbbitch @coprolalia81]

Maybe I love the movie TAMMY so much because unfortunately I'm more like the main character than previously believed. FML #ThursdayThought

[justadumbbitch @coprolalia81]

today I had a job interview,...given by this 20 yr old more stable and successful than my 35 yr old ass. #FML I never ever felt more old.

[justadumbbitch @coprolalia81]

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[justadumbbitch @coprolalia81]

wtf. Today…  I had a job interview and the dude that interviewed me was like 20 fucking years old.  I... https://t.co/HAi1I8HxXQ

[justadumbbitch @coprolalia81]

Seems like Zaphod Beeblebrox has been elected to somehow be our president. He's distracting us from the real danger with his BS #friday13th