The Best Ad Critic In The World™ 🇺🇦

6' 1" (see photo) Copywriter/Ad Critic. CLIO One Show Bobcat Pin. "Creative Silo". Average+ drummer. Hockey wrist shot better than yours. Tips-copyranter@gmail

[The Best Ad Critic In The World™ 🇺🇦 @copyranter]

I'm done here.
Subscribe to my Substack. It's $40 a year, which comes out to about 15 cents an article. I write truth to power better than anybody else in this shit field.
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@garyvee What a vastly overrated hack who wouldn't know a good ad if it shit in his mouth.

[ADWEAK @adweak]

BREAKING: Ad Industry Rocked By New Revelation That Consumers Engage With Interesting Stuff

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Male Staffer welcomes return of erection.

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BREAKING: PR Firm Welcomes Male Staffer

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Hockey Fans:
I've started an NHL/Habs Substack, ODD MAN RUSH:
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I ain't here much anymore.
I'm now posting my shitty, stupid, asinine, angry, cussy comments about advertising, life, and everything @ Substack Notes:
https://t.co/5wp01Y0RlE

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Me. #NoFilter

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Ntare Guma Mbaho Mwine who plays arsonist Freddy Fasano in Smoke (Apple TV) deserves some fucking award.

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"6'-3", 215".
Laugh Out Fucking Loud.
@realDonaldTrump

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@KFILE Check the 1982 economic/jobs numbers. Worse than 2008. Right time my butt.

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"It's a Motherfucker, getting through a Sunday". "E" is one the most brutalist lyricist ever to put words in songs. Bless him.
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Me, except wearing my blue Habs helmet.

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

Waiting for the hockey season to start @LucyNicotine

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RIP, Epstein.

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The fucking hardest ever rock song about a soft drink:
https://t.co/JY3YLoNoWB

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Ready to Meat the Challenge.

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"Take a picture here
Take a souvenir".
Good advice, very relevant today, as Trump continues to kill the EPA, kill national parks, kill nature, kill wildlife, because his idea of nature is a fucking gold course. I hope he dies tomorrow.
https://t.co/mLOSpuhjLB

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Just, look at this fucking amazing cat.

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@adweak Coke Made Great Again®
What? It was sitting there.

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Hockey rant from a Habs fan that nobody gives a fuck about: Anti-Canadian NHL commish Bettman who hates hockey, hockey players, is considering giving Atlanta their THIRD franchise, while Quebec FULLY DESERVES a second chance—their team was hijacked to Colorado.
FUCK YOU BETTMAN.

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@jzux Only six?

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@KFILE Needs the lung dart.