Chris Elliott

[Chris Elliott @copywriterx]

@Boogie2988 How'd you chip the new tooth?

[Chris Elliott @copywriterx]

It looks like 2026's infinite money glitch is opening unlimited fake daycares under @GovTimWalz tutelage in Minnesota and promising to send a cut to a corrupt county.
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Yo @Tim_Walz, help me get set up so I can get to this MF bread ASAP!

[Nick shirley @nickshirleyy]

🚨 Here is the full 42 minutes of my crew and I exposing Minnesota fraud, this might be my most important work yet. We uncovered over $110,000,000 in ONE day. Like it and share it around like wildfire! Its time to hold these corrupt politicians and fraudsters accountable

We ALL work way too hard and pay too much in taxes for this to be happening, the fraud must be stopped.

[Chris Elliott @copywriterx]

@MarshaBlackburn Are you suing them for libel and defamation?

[Chris Elliott @copywriterx]

@StephenKing The more you post, the more stupid you look. You can't even help yourself. You act like a fully grown diaper baby on the Internet and can't help but continue to make a complete ass out of yourself by posting lies and inaccuracies. You're tarnishing your own legacy.

[*💤*(life1) @ZaylenAbstract]

YALL MY MOM IS OFFICIALLY CANCER FREEEEE🙏

[Chris Elliott @copywriterx]

@mattgutmanABC Sounds like that unemployment line got you back peddling, bullshitting, and deflecting.

[Chris Elliott @copywriterx]

@Splishbie Word.

[Chris Elliott @copywriterx]

@EdKrassen Is this satire or do you have a traumatic brain injury?

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

Donald Trump has been in office for one full month.

The price of Eggs are up ~23%
The price of Natural Gas is up ~17.4%
The price of Sugar is up ~16.7%
The price of Wheat is up ~8.4%
The price of Lumber is up ~4.6%
The price of Corn is up ~3.4%
The price of Gasoline is up
The price of Electricity is up
The price of Soybeans is up
The price of Cheese is up

Is this what you voted for?

[Chris Elliott @copywriterx]

@EdKrassen Is this satire or do you have a traumatic brain injury?

[Chris Elliott @copywriterx]

@ASHAWeb Just a polite fuck you to The American Speech-Language-Hearing Association for continuing to increase membership fees and do damn near nothing at all for the hard-working Speech Language Pathologists that they bilk each year.

Kiss my grits. Ya' digg?!

Lovingly,
Chris Elliott

[Chris Elliott @copywriterx]

@SpotifyCares Ohh, you forgot the repeated gluttonous price increases on users?

[Chris Elliott @copywriterx]

@SpotifyCares You guys are complete fucking scum.

[Chris Elliott @copywriterx]

@omniamedia You guys are fucking creators over?

[Chris Elliott @copywriterx]

#Kiki #PuppyBowl

[Chris Elliott @copywriterx]

@twix Where are the fucking Peanut Butter Twix?

[Chris Elliott @copywriterx]

@McDonalds Sausage Biscuit vs @BurgerKing Sausage Biscuit. Are They Edible In 2024? Let's Try Em'!

https://t.co/CYKEclDcje

[Chris Elliott @copywriterx]

@WallStCynic This coming from a guy who's "funds" have lost 4% year-to-date while the S&P gained 18% from inflation alone in that same time period. Inflation alone is beating this guy at investing. Probably a good "bet" to shut down your hedge funds there, buddy. #STFU

[Chris Elliott @copywriterx]

#CrissAngelLIVE MAGIC IS REAL.

[Chris Elliott @copywriterx]

@SportsCollector Your Facebook has been hacked.

[Chris Elliott @copywriterx]

@facebook @Meta @facebookapp @fbsecurity You removed this 5 year old post today with no explanation other than showing me a blurb about "spam." This violates zero community guidelines. Is someone going Adolf Hitler over there today? You guys gearing up for another election cycle?