Cora K. Hedgis

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[Cora K. Hedgis @corajane6]

The Bachelor making us watch this heart wrenching Michael A sequence TWICE IN ONE NIGHT?! #TheBachelorette

[Cora K. Hedgis @corajane6]

The devil works hard but Bachelor producers work harder

[Reality Cocoraramelon @FinalRose2night]

“Tell Ed that Chris Harrison’s room is Tayshia’s room” #theBachelorette

[Cora K. Hedgis @corajane6]

Me: I hate camping
Also me: Sign me up for the next Eco-Challenge Fiji

[Cora K. Hedgis @corajane6]

If this was a pandemic that required stocking up on skincare products I’d be set for like 3 years

[Reality Cocoraramelon @FinalRose2night]

Is it too soon to petition for grocery store joe to be the next bachelor?

[Cora K. Hedgis @corajane6]

Well I’ve been summoned for jury duty. Preparing as follows:

[Cora K. Hedgis @corajane6]

💯💯💯

[Ben @bnegan7]

A video you never thought you needed til now. Aristocats v Lizzo. 🙌🏻

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Queer Eye and then asked it to write an episode of Queer Eye of its own. Here is the first page.

[Madeline Fox 🦊 @maddycfox]

to whom do I address a strongly worded letter about Jeopardy describing Kansas Day as “this January 29th holiday celebrated from Olathe to Overland Park,” aka two cities 10 miles apart??

[Cora K. Hedgis @corajane6]

1 minute into “Dogs” on Netflix and already weeping. New year, same me.

[Cora K. Hedgis @corajane6]

Husband answered the door for jehovahs witnesses a few weeks ago and now they come back every week at the same time and knock on the door for 5 minutes because they know we’re here so now we have to move

[Cora K. Hedgis @corajane6]

Honestly the biggest Christmas miracle in The Princess Switch is when they make a 5 tier cake without using a mixer

[Mark Ruffalo @MarkRuffalo]

How I feel every time I see an “I voted” sticker. Let me see yours!

[Cora K. Hedgis @corajane6]

😂😂

[Cora K. Hedgis @corajane6]

@LittleScreech 😭

[Cora K. Hedgis @corajane6]

Sometimes instead of dessert I just have more pasta

[Cora K. Hedgis @corajane6]

What we’d do if we won the lottery...
Me: vacation in Europe all the time!
Husband: QUIT OUR JOBS AND OPEN A DOG SHELTER!

[Cora K. Hedgis @corajane6]

Phase 1. General life anxiety (which causes trouble sleeping).
Phase 2. Anxiety ABOUT having anxiety and not sleeping.
[Repeat phases 1-2 all night.]

[Cora K. Hedgis @corajane6]

Cut my dog’s hair today.
Could it have gone worse? Yes.
Does she look a little bit like a Jackson Pollack painting? Also yes. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Cora K. Hedgis @corajane6]

@mukeloody We’re good. Denver has several fazolis 😊

[Cora K. Hedgis @corajane6]

After deciding to move across the country, the first thing I did was a map search of the area’s closest Fazolis