Coral Melms

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@EmGtree64 because margaritas. That's why.

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Monday margaritas are the only margaritas @thegoldwitch @klagrey #hashtagsareconfusing

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Just watched my first hot dog eating contest and I think I might be a vegetarian now.

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I hate when they try to wristband me at the casino. Like I'm 24 dude I can like almost rent a car or something.

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I really hate when people compare my name to something. "Oh, like the coral bean?" wtf is that really? Just say coral reef dammit.

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Omg nooooo

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@AngelaBerga I'm a nervous wreck about this. I know we'll be dumb enough

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Hahaha not even Dallas #previoustweet

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Hahaha poor #JohnnyFootball no one wants you

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@EmGtree64 I'm like contemplating just leaving work for this!

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@EmGtree64 omg I want San Marcos!!!

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@EmGtree64 I'd really love to punch you in the face for that

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@klagrey #biggirlprobs #getajob

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@EmGtree64 well you told me the color you wanted so I found the style. Duh. I'll be the best bridesmaid ever!!

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@EmGtree64 baha yeah that's me on the couch

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@EmGtree64 come do my chores...I'm not motivated enough

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That a way Buckeyes !! #BuckeyeNation #B1GChampionship

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I love Carrie underwood so much!!! #wcw

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@EmGtree64 da bomb