coral🌹

Estoy busy

[Pearl Rose @hipearlrose]

started being a bitch and my eczema was GONE

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

doctor: are you sexually active?
me: no I usually just lie there
doctor (writing in my chart): effortlessly witty.... and quite beautiful, I might add

[نوره @onlywithn]

and for the ladies, perhaps never again being a collateral damage in a man's war against himself

[Nicolas is a cowboy @niggaolas]

“The rapture is coming” and it’s just Libra season

[jynx @jynxbby]

actually no one see you at your WORST like your coworkers do

[meghan @deloisivete]

It's too late, I sat down on the couch after work, go on without me

[jewish brat @ajewishbrat]

going on dates is hard because do i like them or do i just have sooo much fun being me

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

My period started and I have stuff to do like actual obligations

[ali @probablyalissa]

They should invent a food that sounds good for dinner tonight

[Kristen @Kica333]

Flour company: What if we sell it in a paper bag that’s not fully sealed at the bottom?

[Grace @gracecamille_]

don’t invite me to WINE AND CANVAS by the way. Those UGLY ass paintings. “I did this at a wine and canvas” yeah no shit LOOK at it

[Frances Lorenz @frances__lorenz]

Everyone homophobic til they see a man driving to work on a bicycle with his husband in the back which, in all fairness, is a loving relationship

[𝖋𝖎𝖒𝖎. @Fimiii06]

bro i need to go clubbing with someone i feel intense lust for.

[Terry @terrychildress_]

Art hard, fit hard, pose hard. Well deserved.

[꩜ @faeslily]

it’s all alright