coramatus

I am a coramatus and it is pronounced cor-ah-mah-tus!

I scared a human and it dropped its stuff so now I get to use it and be on the human internets!

[coramatus @coramatus]

What is a 2018 and can I eat it?

[coramatus @coramatus]

Oh no! The human kits are swarming again! Shoo! Go away! I do not have sweets for you! Do not make me bark at you!

[coramatus @coramatus]

@gegallas :D

[coramatus @coramatus]

Yummy, yummy! I found clean cookies in the garbage! They were sweet and chocolatey! Humans are so wasteful, but that means more food for me!

[coramatus @coramatus]

Look! I made my tweeter name scary too! Get it? It is screaming!

[coramatus @coramatus]

@austinyorski If you're aware of it, thoughts on Tumblr purity culture?

[coramatus @coramatus]

CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATECHOCOLATECHOCOLATE!!!

[coramatus @coramatus]

I hear so many angry meow noises! And such noisy paws too! Run, run, run, run, all day and all night! Meows are such funny animals!

[coramatus @coramatus]

Goodness! These meows are so angry! One is a naughty kit and it likes to bite-play. But the other meows are old meows. They are too tired!

[coramatus @coramatus]

I am in the den with the meows! But this den smells funny. Ugh, do I have to clean it? I do not want to! I am lazy!

[coramatus @coramatus]

A den? A den! My Coramama helped me find a den! It is a little ick, but that is maybe ok, because this den has meows! I love meows!

[coramatus @coramatus]

@oceana1009 The only objectively cute spiders are jumping spiders. The cuteness of other spiders depends on personal preference.

[coramatus @coramatus]

I think this year I shall not go. It feels like too much to deal with. Sorry #SPX2017 , not this time!

[coramatus @coramatus]

Hmm... there is a big hunt rally today. I go every year. But this year does not feel like a fun year. Too much stress feelings about it all.

[coramatus @coramatus]

THERE! IS A VERY! ANGRY! BIRD ON ME! PLEASE STOP BITING ME BIRD!! I DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU WANT!!

[coramatus @coramatus]

My Coramama is now helping me sniff out new dens! I love my Coramama! She is so smart and cool! ❤️

[coramatus @coramatus]

Ick! Second maybe den was no good! Too old! And the squirrel running it was super squirrelly. Sorry, squirrel! I plead the fifth! No thanks!

[coramatus @coramatus]

What's this? One of the maybe new dens I sniffed out is right next to one of my old ones! Like, it's just one hill over! Maybe not this one?

[coramatus @coramatus]

@austinyorski

[coramatus @coramatus]

Sniff sniff! I have maybe sniffed out two possible new dens? I must investigate further! Sniff sniff sniff!