Courtney L

I find very random things amusing and will post them here. I get by with a little help from my pocket friends. (She/Her) **opinions are mine not my employer’s**

[Courtney L @corastacy]

This weeks version of the lifeboat:

Corastacy on Hive & Mastodon

Corastacycan on TikTok and Instagram

Find me wherever ✌🏻

[Courtney L @corastacy]

@4EverInDNile Even easier: just cancel the starlink internet contract Ontario signed

[zou bisou bisou where are you @lilgrapefruits]

i think 2 things are clearly true: she’s every bit as evil and cruel and him, and she throws up in her mouth a little every time she’s close enough to smell his breath

[Courtney L @corastacy]

@FangirlByNightx I’m not gonna say you have a type but…… lol

[Courtney L @corastacy]

@tveitidk I didn’t know how badly I wanted Robbie as Zidler until RIGHT NOW

[Courtney L @corastacy]

Not to humanize monsters but my money is on it was let her wear the bandaids or spend 40 mins dealing with the meltdowns when they were already 20 mins late.

[Justin Hart @justin_hart]

Parental litmus test: why is Vance's daughter wearing 3 bandaids?

[Courtney L @corastacy]

@ask_aubry Jesus Aubry, I’m on edge don’t scare me like that! 😅😅😅

[Courtney L @corastacy]

@Haggart9 I’m with you- that’s absolutely a sign from the universe

[Courtney L @corastacy]

@JulieSLalonde @DrTiffWattSmith

[Courtney L @corastacy]

@JulieSLalonde @DrTiffWattSmith Omg I am going to need this book badly

[Courtney L @corastacy]

Is anyone feeling a similar energy between the « TikTok is ending » and « why does anyone care about Robbie williams » discussions?

Like I don’t want my US friends to lose their apps and the slippery slope argument is valid, but there is a lot of world out there.

[Courtney L @corastacy]

@JulieSLalonde Recognized, loathed and would love to throw in the burn bin with the rest of the rubbish

[Courtney L @corastacy]

@sylva_sheridan Your Venn diagram of « best movies » and « kathy Bates » movies is a circle my man

[Courtney L @corastacy]

The part that annoys me about the Better Man discourse is everyone saying « it’s been out since Christmas and only made…. »

Most small to medium cities only got screenings last weekend. Will it become a hit? Probably not but let’s not bury it completely just yet.

[Kaeley Triller @KaeleyT]

Having a kid on the autism spectrum does not absolve you of the obligation to teach him/her social skills to the best of your ability.

Life is not going to give them a free pass.

[Courtney L @corastacy]

@suchathriller Oh Steph, I am so sorry 🫂🫂🫂🫂

[Courtney L @corastacy]

As much as we all love to catch guys out on these pages (I found out my ex was cheating due to one) my absolute favorite posts are when the guys girl besties are like « he is the sweetest! For real please he deserves this so much! »

[Grace @gracecamille_]

my friend posted the guy she’d been seeing on one of those “are we dating the same man” groups and immediately got a call from a cop and a social worker and 3 months later had to testify during his divorce trial lmao

[Courtney L @corastacy]

Marriage is hard, but it shouldn’t be THAT hard.

The « marriage is hard and life isn’t a fairytale » lines we were fed as young girls to try to save us from disappointments led to many of us picking disappointing men bc that’s what we were told to expect.

[Saba🔪 @abeyyarsun]

unpopular opinion on marriage that would get you in this position

[Courtney L @corastacy]

@JMSeaborn Doing the Vegas back to Canada thing the first change I always noticed was the damp/humidity. Second was cold.

[Courtney L @corastacy]

@JMSeaborn Yet Another reason I like you buddy! Excellent taste