@sonolucadini Mah, senza sentire l'audio originale io direi piรน: "Mi ha praticamente implorato di fare una foto. Non l'avrei fatto, ma mi ha fatto tenerezza!"
๐จBREAKING: A giant middle finger statue has been placed in front of Zohran Mamdani's NYC City Hall by legendary artist @ScottLoBaido.
Mamdani definitely deserves this!
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@CrostyGa@Zenoniano@GuidoCrosetto il disegnino chiacchierone, forza. Nessuno parla di alleanza. Mi pare di capire che hai problemi di comprensione sia in inglese che in italiano.
@giuliadonn@nonexpedit Trump ha detto che meloni sta facendo male riguardo a immigrazione ed energia. Esattamente le stesse cose che dicono quelli che hanno votato NO al referendum per punirla.
Trump: You don't have to close the Strait of Hormuz... It's an important waterway.
Iran: You're nuts... The Strait is in our backyard and we have closed it.
Trump: This is not good for the world economy; please reopen the Strait.
Iran: We're not reopening anything. It is closed and that's final.
Trump: we can't even reopen it... We already have enough oil and are willing to sell to interested buyers.
Iran: ๐๐๐ you're now afraid of our mines in the Strait. We told you. IRAN IS WINNING!!!
Trump: okay! That's perfectly fine. We can even help you close the Strait completely.
Iran: I don't understand. I can't remember asking for your help.
Trump: you don't have to. What are brothers for. We're going right into the Strait to close it completely.
Iran: you can go in there. We have mines all over the place and we have forgotten where the mines are.
Trump: don't bother yourself. We'll find the mines, remove them and close the Strait completely.
Iran: you don't have to do that... Can you just calm down let's talk over this ๐
Trump: don't worry. The Strait would be closed completely tomorrow, no ship enters your port and no ship leaves your port.
Iran: ๐๐๐ you're already taking this thing too far... Besides we're even planning to reopen the Strait tomorrow.
Trump: don't bother again kid bro... Let's do it your own way.
Iran: this is serious but you said you're going to keep negotiating with us. ๐ญ
Trump: we'll come back later but for now the Strait is blocked.
Iran: please, can you just allow me send this 4 million barrels to China, they've already paid.
Trump: of course you will, just forward the receipt of your $8 million dollars toll fee to Vance.
Iran: Truuuuuuuuump!!!!!