Cory Baten

enthusiast, optimist, realist, Darwinist, soon to be Taoist.

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@SportsSturm Business Sunday!

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@WhiteOakMH Curious what time Tenacious D show will start this evening. Thanks.

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@DallasTexasTV Sir, this is a Wendy’s…t-shirt

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@NotJackKemp @gordonkeith @bracketdan

Check out @cartnarcs

Doing the lord’s work.

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@DallasTexasTV @JasonIsbell you aware of this?! Wonder what a good solution would be.

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@junior_miller That line you mentioned in Muse in the News was for Spec’s. They released a lot of rare bourbons and people lined up overnight.

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@ClueHeywood Dave and Busters

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@SportsSturm 😂😂

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Whenever I have to spell something out over the phone to someone I say “E as in eye” and they get really confused.

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@scottmodel Where would one go to process that film these days?

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@ThreeTwoEephus Call him butter. Cuz he’s on a roll.

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@scottmodel Wow. Just finished S1. What a wild, unique trip that was. Never seen anything quite like it. 👍🏼👍🏼

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We’ve got two 50th anniversary @warstic bats to giveaway!

RT for a chance to win.

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@GregAbbott_TX You are a fuckface

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In celebration of our 50th anniversary, we've teamed up with @jwdanklefs to drop a custom pair of 1970's Rangers Nike Blazer Mid '77s.

RT for a chance to win these 1 of 1 🔥 kicks!

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@BillSimmons Isn’t this commentary a few days late? Hack

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@ClueHeywood Never seen a propane microwave.

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@alexpurchase Did you see the dude’s guess in the bonus round from this same episode?

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@alexpurchase @flip_washington @LukeCornish_ Been pretty consistent 4/6 but had a good one today. Wordle 249 2/6

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@flip_washington @alexpurchase @LukeCornish_ The Luka of wordle

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@flip_washington @alexpurchase @LukeCornish_ Solid ratio. Must be a writer of some sort.