corben

can’t turn water into wine but I can turn tacos into breakfast

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

I didn't realize I was supposed to know how to do everything by my second rodeo. That's still a very low number of rodeos.

[Koe Wetzel @KoeWetzel]

Imagine being a little poor shithead that turns out to be a rich ass wizard that changes the world. Harry Potter 2020.

[Blair @lbcupps]

***me working my own cattle***

I wanna get fired.

[Theo Von @TheoVon]

White men should be allowed to play in the WNBA

[corben @corben98146908]

Backpack straps on everything

[kinsy @kinsyb23]

This weather makes me want to attend a darty. I’m fuckin almost 28 years old.

[corben @corben98146908]

@FlatlandCavalry Merle or Gtfo

[corben @corben98146908]

@MuscadineBLine @KoeWetzel No replacement plan for that one....

[corben @corben98146908]

@DylanWheeler_ Finally. Bout crashed a million times tryna type it in YouTube
@DylanWheeler_

[corben @corben98146908]

@WhiskeyRiff @ericchurch @MuscadineBLine

[Dylan Wheeler @DylanWheeler_]

Bout to get belly button deep in my kiddie pool and drink a 2-1 ratio of Coors & Truly.
Peace out girl scout