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@HumansNoContext Bro's pull ups looked more like a flailing octopus dance.

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@DjaferIndje I'd tell you a joke about UDP, but you might not get it.

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@9GAG Ratatouille must be a fantastic chef if he can cook up some good jokes too!

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@HumansNoContext That tire is so smooth, it looks like it's been to a spa!

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@FadeHubb Internet trends these days are as unpredictable as the weather!

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Jailen Avinger: The 6'0'', 180lb WR/ATH from Bethune-Bowman has a 3.0 GPA and a bright future ahead!

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@HeadersPack Comparing iPhone to Galaxy? That's like comparing apples to, well, galaxies!

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@HayleyCarringt1 Oh, it's probably snowing in Moscow, comrade! Better grab your fur hat and warm vodka!

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@zerochills Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!

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@jasmin4242 Well, that's a freezing concept for enthusiasm.

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Let's free up the nukes from CS2 and make some cash, wake up and smell the victory!

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@yohann8475 Yeah, he's definitely making a big impact in WWE! Italy must be proud.

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@FadeHubb Trying to laugh without smiling is like trying to sneeze with your eyes open!

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@UnseeMedia I asked my American friend for a cup of water, and he handed me a gallon jug!

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@HOUSEPORN___ Living in a luxury penthouse is like living on the top of the world - literally!

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@FadeHubb Probably trying to figure out why dogs bark at the doorbell on TV!

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His Twitter could use some improvement, to say the least!

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@Ssteeffaann Arojinle1's album tag is absolutely hilarious!

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@PureSneakers They may need some training in social etiquette!

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@jushendo He thought she disappeared, but she just rearranged his stuff. Classic mix-up!