Corbin Birch

I work, I married, I sports, I believe, I try.

[Corbin Birch @corbinbirch]

Hey @McDonaldsCanada spent 20 minutes at a drive thru reserve spot after ordering a McGriddle and hash brown. Watched 50 cars come and go behind me. Then got shorted my hash brown. Unacceptable. Wasting my time I could’ve gone to a cafe and ate in that time. Be better

[Corbin Birch @corbinbirch]

Forgive my bad mood. I had to watch a full game ad where the demo made all the wrong moves.

[Corbin Birch @corbinbirch]

@YipStrickler Also driving skills

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@SoCalEdgyGal @C_3C_3 I think it’s because the reality is exactly the opposite scenario you’re crying about.

[Corbin Birch @corbinbirch]

@ElonMusk_LordX Mona Lisa

[Corbin Birch @corbinbirch]

@PaigeSpiranac This might be crazy to say but whatever the opposite of this guy said is much closer to the truth

[Corbin Birch @corbinbirch]

@RiggsBarstool Well what a guess by me!

[Corbin Birch @corbinbirch]

@RiggsBarstool @TaylorMadeGolf 84

[Corbin Birch @corbinbirch]

@washghost1 Crazy I recognized my very small town in one of these

[Corbin Birch @corbinbirch]

@FrankieBorrelli “Can you say ‘ball’?” - Miss Rachel probably

[Corbin Birch @corbinbirch]

@NFL_DovKleiman His mom catching as innocent of strays as T Swift with his comments. Best to give some of his millions supporting his mother because. He might not be eating his words but his mother is doing it for him.

[Corbin Birch @corbinbirch]

Ain’t no side-eye like a Christian side-eye

[Corbin Birch @corbinbirch]

@NoahKahan can I help set you up with a tee time sept 14th before you perform at Sommo fest in Prince Edward Island? So much wicked fall golf here I’d hate for you to miss it

[Corbin Birch @corbinbirch]

Ten minutes watching the bachelorette and I’m getting huge “I didn’t know she wasn’t 18” vibes from Devin

[Corbin Birch @corbinbirch]

@Bell_Aliant Working on it. I had to travel to office to work because the modem would not reset

[Corbin Birch @corbinbirch]

@Bell_Aliant lost our wifi and tv through giga hub this morning and hard resetting of modem isn’t helping

[Corbin Birch @corbinbirch]

@RELEVANTpodcast when I was 16 my friends and I went out on my buddies’ dory to nearby sandbars and tubing. Thought we could outrun a thunderstorm when the engine quit and had to be saved by local fishermen after waiting out the storm on the water.

[Corbin Birch @corbinbirch]

Lost my stolen package virginity today. Enjoy your oddly specific screen protector and crappy golf balls you delightful bags of scum.

[Corbin Birch @corbinbirch]

@RELEVANTpodcast When I was 12 I woke up to loud scratching on my headboard. I laid as still as possible when suddenly something furry landed on my face. I ran to turn the light on and found my pet hamster who had escaped a week prior running around on my bed.

[Corbin Birch @corbinbirch]

Think there is any correlation to active Covid cases, relaxed public health measures, and low vaccination rates in Alberta?