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I’m tweeting but it says I’m this chick, which clearly I am not @corbincasteel
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[Kyle Porter @KylePorterNS]

If Scottie wins today, these will be his ranks across this PGA Tour season.

Wins: 1st (tied)
Top 5s: 1st
Top 10s: 1st
Top 25s: 1st
Scoring: 1st
Money: 1st
Strokes gained: 1st
Strokes gained tee to green: 1st
Strokes gained ball striking: 1st
Birdie average: 1st
GIR percentage: 1st
Final round scoring: 1st
Major championship score to par: 1st (tied)

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@Texas1234567893 @TexasFootball No you want the crowd to get hype. The players get hyped in the locker room and a loud stadium

[Texas Football @TexasFootball]

The wait is almost over 🤘

[SEC Numbers Guy @secnumbersguy]

Arkansas ranks as the 15th most talented team in the SEC.

They would be considered THE MOST TALENTED team in the Big 12.

[Coleton Furlow @coletonfurlow]

Democrats: “You can’t just rename Lake Ontario to Lake America. That’s not how reality works!”

Also Democrats: “Anyway, this is Jessica. She used to be Steve.”

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Truck carrying 40,000 pounds of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer has been stolen in California, in what's believed to be the largest “beer heist” ever.

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[TexAgs @TexAgs]

Texas A&M head coach Mike Elko said that both Chace Sims and Tiger Riden Jr. will be out for the year due to injuries.

Nelson McGuire and Jerome Myles are no longer with the program due to "personal reasons."

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[NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF]

🚨🗓️🏌️#NEW — The PGA TOUR has released its schedule for the 2027 season

What events will you be attending?

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@LoewyLawFirm @netflix Sorry, it’s Geoff Fischer

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Geoff Fischer

[KD$ign @KnoxEndemic]

Apparently concert venues are having a hard time getting Millennials to fill the seats. Well, hello. Millennial here. I think I can help.

DEAR CONCERT VENUES:

🎟️ Just tell me what the ticket costs. I do not want to select a $79 ticket and discover at checkout that it is actually $146 because of a facility fee, service fee, processing fee, and a fee for having successfully paid the other fees.

📱 Stop making ticket buying a military operation. I should not need three apps, a verified fan code, a presale password from a credit card I don’t own, and 11:00 AM availability on a Tuesday to buy two seats.

💺 Assigned seats. We did our time standing shoulder-to-shoulder at shows in 2008. Some of us have mortgages now. Some of us have sciatica.

🕖 Start earlier. A 7 PM show is not embarrassing. In fact, I would like to formally recognize whoever invented the 7 PM show.

⏰ And tell us the actual times. “Doors at 7” is not useful information if the opener starts at 8:15 and the person I came to see appears at 10:07.

🚗 Parking instructions written for a normal person. Tell me which garage to use, what it costs, and whether I will spend 55 minutes trying to leave it afterward. I am willing to pay $20 for certainty.

🍺 I will buy your $14 beer. I have accepted this. But if I miss three songs waiting for it, you have broken the social contract.

🚽 Enough bathrooms. We are in our 30s and 40s. Half of us have had children. This is now infrastructure.

🔉 It can still be loud. We are Millennials, not the Greatest Generation. But some of us are bringing earplugs now and we are no longer ashamed of it.

DEAR ARTISTS:

⏰ Please go on roughly when you said you would. We have babysitters. The babysitter has an end time. This is now a logistics problem involving several adults.

🎤 Play the songs from 2004–2014. You know which ones. We know which ones. Nobody needs to pretend otherwise.

🎶 Play some new stuff. Absolutely. We support your continued artistic development. But there is a point in the evening when you need to play the song that was on our iPod Nano while we drove to high school.

📵 You can tell us to put our phones away. We secretly want someone to make us do this anyway.

🪑 An intermission would not offend us. We can use the bathroom, answer the babysitter, check whether the dog has destroyed anything, and look at Zillow for eight minutes.

And please understand: Millennials still like concerts.

We have disposable income now. We are nostalgic. We will absolutely spend irresponsible amounts of money to hear a band we first discovered on LimeWire.

But we also have jobs, children, dogs, mortgages, lower-back problems, and a very clear memory of when concert tickets cost $35.

You want Millennials back?

Make it easy to buy the ticket. Tell us when the show actually starts. Give us somewhere to sit. Play the song from 2007.

We’ll be there.

We just need to be home by 11.

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@TexasNIL Someone loves attention

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@haywardhowardSr @orangebloods_ @CJVogel_OTF

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@ClownWorld Satanic
Demonic

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Exactly how do you ban prayer?

[Anna Lulis @annamlulis]

BREAKING: New Jersey Governor Miki Sherrill effectively bans Christians from praying for unborn babies outside abortion facilities

Pray for the pro-life work to continue, regardless of unjust laws. 🙏

[Steelers Takeaways 🌗 @PittsburghSport]

Jack Ham with a story on Campbell:

“Earl Campbell – I was unlucky to have to play against him two times a year in the division as it is. But we had to play him three times a year those two years. That was a lot of Earl Campbell.
Well, in the first game, there was a minute left to go. They ran a toss to Campbell on the other wide and I just sort of jogged figuring someone else would make the play. Well, he reverses field and comes my direction and slams into me, He shattered the facemask off of my helmet. I could have lost an eye. I said to Earl as we were both on the ground, “It’s 34-5 Earl!”He just looked at me and said “I go one-hundred miles an hour every play. I don’t care what the score is.” We were one minute away from the Super Bowl. I just gathered the pieces of my helmet and let my backup fill in for the rest of the game.”