Corbin

professional chiller

[Corbin @CorbinS_25]

I’m the worlds greatest comedian strictly to myself

[Corbin @CorbinS_25]

Giannis you better fail your physical.

[Corbin @CorbinS_25]

Give me JJ watt. Probably has a better chance of plowing through everyone than any returner.

[College Football Zone @CollegeFBonX]

Your team is down 5 with 10 seconds left and the opponent is punting. Pick one player who has ever played for your school to return the punt and try and win the game.

Who are you going with?

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Today, we remember a legend.

On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.

Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.

He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.

Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.

Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸

May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.

[Corbin @CorbinS_25]

Pretty slow but most I’ve ever done for time & distance. Felt like I entered flow state.

[Corbin @CorbinS_25]

@JasonMuir_1 @NathanpmYoung If I wasn’t selfish, Freddy still won’t get his $10.

[Corbin @CorbinS_25]

@JasonMuir_1 @NathanpmYoung Well regardless of what I press, Freddy from Cambodia ain’t getting the $10. So I might as well get my $10 and move on with my day.

[Corbin @CorbinS_25]

@JasonMuir_1 @NathanpmYoung I will take my $10 because I know people are like me and will press red. Sure I can press blue, but based off the results of this poll, I gain nothing.

[Corbin @CorbinS_25]

@JasonMuir_1 @NathanpmYoung Then no one gains anything in the end.

[Corbin @CorbinS_25]

Let me get a Coors light please.

[Budweiser @budweiserusa]

Order a beer in the replies without using the word "beer"

[Corbin @CorbinS_25]

“Your honor we were doing a citizens arrest” NO. That’s just an excuse to chase down and attack a man, then murder him when he defends himself. If the races were reversed Mr Will would have w totally different narrative.

[Will Tanner @Will_Tanner_1]

The guy named armed robbery who had a criminal record was shot after he resisted some locals who tried to perform a citizen’s arrest on him after he was caught scoping out a work site

Even the guy who filmed the citizens’ arrest attempt got life in prison just for being there

This whole case was horrific

[Corbin @CorbinS_25]

@Philantropik @Kick_Champ An actual human wrote this tweet

[Corbin @CorbinS_25]

Do people ever get tired of calling people racist for no reason?

[Geoff @G3OFFY]

And I’m supposed to care because they are racist pieces of shit?

[jxke. 🧸🎰🃏 @cantguardjake]

Listening to my little league coach yell at us due to the stress over his impending divorce while I think about how i’m gonna tell him I left my cleats at home

[Corbin @CorbinS_25]

I’m just a blue collard guy working a white collard job with the brain of a blue collard guy and the skills of a white collard job.

[Corbin @CorbinS_25]

I’m so miserable

[Tucker D. Franklin @tuckerdfranklin]

Blatant head to head contact…

Disgusting. No room for this in the game.

[Corbin @CorbinS_25]

@mattah1OFNONE @BrickCenter_ No they traded him away cause he sucked. He was on the team the whole year that shit was going on.

[Parker Fox @Parkerfox24]

If you were over 6 foot and played a varsity sport in HS in the Midwest you got one of these weekly iykyk 🤣🤣🤣 @BadgerRowing

[College Football Zone @CollegeFBonX]

Wisconsin looking at the bottom of the Big Ten today

[Corbin @CorbinS_25]

@GangusPond @DStarz214 @nflmemes @FBI You just told the FBI to check YOUR hard drive lmao.