Kelsey

aspiring sandwich artist

[Kelsey @corbsy15]

I just don’t trust a person who plays instruments you gotta blow air into. Somethings off.

[Kelsey @corbsy15]

@spaceekaceee Hard pass!

[Kelsey @corbsy15]

Unpopular opinion but boots and hearts looks like the least fun event and I would never for a second consider going

[Kelsey @corbsy15]

“I don’t trust Busta Rhymes”

[Kelsey @corbsy15]

Lady at the gym is drinking coffee. I am deeply uncomfortable.

[Kelsey @corbsy15]

@yclouthier Lol

[Kelsey @corbsy15]

My mom just said this as we passed a farm “your dad is so hell bent on getting a little donkey” and I just don’t know what to say anymore

[Kelsey @corbsy15]

@ScotiabankArena yo.. you fuckin good? @sza

[Kelsey @corbsy15]

Ummmmmmm Travis Kelce could get it. I hate myself.

[Kelsey @corbsy15]

Me: wearing new balances. Colleague: “love your Nikes!”

[Kelsey @corbsy15]

Just bit into a hard boiled egg and my nose touched the end of the slippery egg and now I want to kill myself

[Kelsey @corbsy15]

Just saw a literal crack head do karaoke it was as good as you think it would be

[Kelsey @corbsy15]

Allie just said I’m a good singer it’s over for you bitches

[Kelsey @corbsy15]

Weird how I got this circumcision kit for Xmas

[Kelsey @corbsy15]

@DermotKennedy Please.

[Kelsey @corbsy15]

How are we supposed to know what to do w the rest of our lives? I wanna try everything out for a little bit and not just one thing forever lol.

[Kelsey @corbsy15]

I’m shakin in my boots excited for this. LETS CRY!!!

[chelsea cutler @chelseacutler]

it’s no biggie but @NoahKahan and i wrote an absolute tearjerker

[Kelsey @corbsy15]

@onceuponawhen @NoahKahan Thank you!!!!

[Kelsey @corbsy15]

Imagine going on a first date and someone ate a baby bell cheese in a singular bite?

[Kelsey @corbsy15]

I love soccer so much. But holy fuckin shit it’s painful to watch them cry over every little thing. Just PLAY!