Corby

underwhelmed and underwhelming

[trevy @chillextremist]

I yearn for bed and blanky

[Corby @corbyharling]

Nvm

[Corby @corbyharling]

You will not catch me “photo dumping” I will post one photo at a time so I can get as much attention as possible, duh

[Corby @corbyharling]

@kristipfeiffer1 Same

[Corby @corbyharling]

Well, my emergency Taco Bell sauce packet exploded in my purse and got all over all my cards so yeah you could say it’s been a tough day

[Charli @charli_xcx]

YES, THIS IS A SUBTWEET - don’t ever be fake to me ever again at a party / in the street / wherever i see you - i know what u say.

[Corby @corbyharling]

I do not want to work for Corporate America I want to be in the stock images of Corporate America they use in Ethics trainings

[Corby @corbyharling]

One thing Shonda Rhimes is gonna do? Give couples their own theme song to play during all their scenes

[Corby @corbyharling]

Did I work out today? Yeah, I literally put my duvet cover on my comforter

[Corby @corbyharling]

Forgetting how nice new contacts feel bc you only change them every 4 months

[Corby @corbyharling]

Nothing a Big Stretch™️ can’t fix!

[Corby @corbyharling]

“I’m a registered dietician and this is what I eat —“ next!!!!!!!

[Corby @corbyharling]

Turns out waking up early going to bed early consistently working out and eating semi healthy is a lot of work…….?

[Corby @corbyharling]

I will be subtweeting in 2023. No one is safe

[Corby @corbyharling]

@martiniposting Thank you

[female kendall roy @saoirceronan]

this scene in fleabag is when television peaked

[Corby @corbyharling]

We Need To Talk About The Decline of Nacho Cheese

[clem @ilyclemmie]

i need her work ethic

[Corby @corbyharling]

@kristipfeiffer1 Hospital food

[Corby @corbyharling]

My hobby is watching videos of people eating fast food in their cars

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

Men used to fight wars now they just move to austin