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What do you call a massive sellout pandering to the MSM?
The Little Red Book Of Corbyn Jokes
https://t.co/vBwa4eVmZP

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@kayfourbee Answer to all of them, really. Why did Toby Young cross the road?

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etc.

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Yo mama so dumb she went to a Toby Young school.

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Why doesn't Toby Young drink herbal tea?
Because he inherited millions worth of proper tea.

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Get back in your box, you obsolete omnitwat. https://t.co/SJ0izPQu0D

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Please stop stealing our material. https://t.co/K98NRcYvtc

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My thoughts on @CadburyUK? I think it's a disgrace that publicly-owned RBS financed Kraft's purchase of Cadbury who then laid off UK workers

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law hates me, even though I'm on tape saying exactly that.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To join the protest.

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What's red and didn't seem interested in staying in Europe? #afc

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Yo mama so old she remembers the last time Copeland had a Tory MP.

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What's red and doesn't move?
Me

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Knock knock
Who's there?
The interrupting Burgon
The interrup...
VERY REAL CONCERNS

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because of the Blairites

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
It felt threatened by UKIP

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How many of the Labour leadership does it take to change a lightbulb?
It's the will of the people that the lightbulb stays as it is.

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Doctor, doctor, I can't stop contradicting myself
Is that right?
No.

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Knock knock
Who's there?
Europe
You can't come in.

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My New Year's resolution is to give up on infighting and namecalling, unlike those bastards in the Fabians.

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What's red and sits in the corner?
Owen Jones at a Momentum meeting.

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How long does it take to eat a tyre?
A month to eat the tyre, another 15 months for Owen Jones to realise what eating a tyre does to you.