Cord

lost in the world

[Cord @CordaRico]

TH18 in Clash of Clans btw

[Cord @CordaRico]

TH16 in clash of clans btw

[++ tommy @115makii]

hopping on ranked at 27 years of age

[Cord @CordaRico]

FIFA refs very obviously rigged against the US this match.

[Cord @CordaRico]

Invasive thought popped into my head that I should piss myself at work.

So one of the alternate realities definitely did that, sorry man.

[Joe @not_so_gratian]

You should love Christ more than you love hating immigrants.

[Cord @CordaRico]

Holy ref ball come the fuck on

[Cord @CordaRico]

PARK THE TROLLEY LADS. #England

[chopped sashimi @chuncmoder]

order a 6th beer and continue to think about how i’ve betrayed and destroyed myself for absolutely fucking nothing

[Cord @CordaRico]

@SpencerWittkorn Sorry I tweet on the fly. No edits pal

[Cord @CordaRico]

Starting the fuck out of kids at Walmart cause it’s not illegal

[Talon @Talonthepapist]

SSPX GETS MOGGED BY POPE LEO CHAD XIV!

[Cord @CordaRico]

Who wouldn’t love a ring from beloved actor Kevin Spacey. One of the greatest actors of all time

[Kevin Spacey @KevinSpacey]

To celebrate America's 250th birthday, I created a limited-edition collectible ring engraved with Per Ardua Ad Astra—"Through adversity, to the stars." 

Each collector's box is personally hand-signed by me at https://t.co/n5V9MDIe2i

Very limited quantities available for 3 weeks only. Once it's gone, it's gone. - KS

[Otto Von Tweetmarck @OVTweetmarck]

Ya did it, Arry, me boy

[Cord @CordaRico]

Shaving my body head to toe going into a barbershop and telling them I have a condition and wondering if they can just clip around my ears for like 30 minutes just so I can feel something

[Cord @CordaRico]

GIVE US THE DIOR BALLOON AND THE SUPER BOWL CUP. WE WANT FRANCS. WE WANT ARGENTINA. WE WANT REAL MADRID.

[Cord @CordaRico]

POV: you’re my sobbing high school teacher staring at me after I replied to your “gotcha” question with the most humanity devoid answer I can imagine.

[chuck bass’s cousin @pedri69420]

Good morning

[Cord @CordaRico]

Peeping a fat girl with a lethal face card on dating apps got me feeling like fat phobic Warren Buffett. #LongtermInvestingStrategies.

[Cord @CordaRico]

Hate when bitches make their Instagram profiles, private and then public every other week. #InconsistentJacks.

[Cord @CordaRico]

Had to ask staff to kick my date out of the movie theatre because she kept trying to play tug of war with my cock mid movie and I’m locked in.