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a fan of motorsports. be kind.

[m ✰ @mar3uss]

Pure class and grace but me personally I would’ve walked over there and farted and left

[TERRANCE @___Terrance___]

It’s July 1st , Pride month over with , and rent due !

[uninspired beige @TallForNxthing]

Couldn’t go on Love Island bc they don’t eat as often as I need, so the mics would pick up my stomach sounding like this during chats

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"Don't think too much about it"
Me all night:

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

just found out it doesn’t matter how early I go to bed I just dont wanna go to work

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough time to feel like human after work

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

And we will

[EASIN @easinellis]

My barber gon tell me “happy pride month” in a shop full of niggas

[: @meiamilias]

first day at my new job and not a single person in that office is straight

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

THIS IS TAKING ME OUT SO BAD😭😭

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[BPB🕷️ @SlimThaGoddess_]

everybody’s losing their fucking mind. lemme join

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was

[: @_dxllz7]

me on my way to work because i'm not smart enough to scam people, too shy to dance on Tiktok, too old for a sugar mummy and too stupid for crypto

[bren ⭐️ @drunkonhoping]

i cant take my adderall and then go on insta because then I start replying to everyone’s stories like this

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Running to my bed after successfully surviving a day at work

[Lo @LoLoByke]

We scraped money together to buy bottles of Smirnoff in college and shared meal points so everyone could eat, these kids have no idea what college “broke” is lol

[girlygirlll💅🏼 @pink_chellaaa]

me leaving bad reviews at my favorite bars around town so it’s less crowded