Cordez

wanted to be a vtuber but Jesus that takes a lot of work. I'm just doing my best out here man

[Cordez @cordezstreaming]

@animexedts What anime is the one where the girl sits up after it shows saitama laying down

[Cordez @cordezstreaming]

God this really is just one of the coolest shows ever made

[𝕄𝕚𝕫𝕦𝕜𝕚 @Naruhito_0]

This is what happens when you underrate the little kid in the class

[Cordez @cordezstreaming]

@Disckord

[Cordez @cordezstreaming]

@DecayUnborn @BluebriarArts This is from the show Pacific Rim: The Black. Australia has lost all comms infrastructure and the world has left the few survivors for dead. Keeping her around clearly puts the group at risk, and banishing her would be a death sentence anyway. Execution was efficient & merciful

[Cordez @cordezstreaming]

@financedystop My old boss had a sheet for part-timer scheduling in our org with 35+ work locations. Emailed the FT staff they'd be working with every day automatically. Her replacement broke it day 1 and was never able to figure out what he did

[cowboy postbop @cowboy_postbop]

Brooklyn 99 is a workplace comedy; it’s about policing as much as The Office is about the paper industry

[Cordez @cordezstreaming]

I explained this to mom 5 years ago. The only "ethical" 🙄 place to flirt is on a dating service or MAYBE a bar. She & my sisters had been trying to convince me the cute waitress was checking me out and I should offer my number. That shit's not safe lmao

Glad I'm married now

[keysmashbandit @keysmashbandit]

Can't meet people at work. Can't flirt with the barista. Can't fuck up your friend group. Can't talk to people in the gym. Apps are miserable.

You guys have to get more comfortable approaching someone and saying no when approached or we're fr gonna die out

[Cordez @cordezstreaming]

SAME. My wife would be like inconsolable at the end of a visit, and I'd just be thinking "ok lose you. See you next time" like how am I supposed to emotionally respond to that

[nik (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧ @niknootnoot]

felt so bad doing long distance when i was in college bc my partner would have actual mental breakdowns about how much he missed me meanwhile i would forget to talk to him for 24hrs straight & just send him a picture captioned "sammich :)"

[Cordez @cordezstreaming]

@asubparusername I read a story once where our planet was determined to be a breeding ground for potentially dangerous beings & marked for monitoring, but the scouts saw cavemen and said "y'all ain't shit" and just lied on reports & never checked again and that's why we were allowed to develop

[Cordez @cordezstreaming]

A girl I dated in high school, with whom I'd never had any mutual friends, and to whom I hadn't spoken in four or five years, sent me a picture, no caption, of her engagement ring through fb.

Which is when I realized I forgot to block her lmao

[yoaquim @yqboom]

ex-girlfriend of mine just got engaged and the first thing she does is send me a message saying "are you mad yet"

[Cordez @cordezstreaming]

Me on accident in 2020. I hit a limit with stress right before COVID hit and just stopped talking to everyone. I lost access to my old twitter and was never able to reconnect with one friend from before. Megan if you're out there, I hope you're doing ok

[‎ً @labyerenth]

That one friend who became lost media😭

[Cordez @cordezstreaming]

An investor friend of mine ended up with a damn good gig for his first job. Unfortunately, turns out that company was evil, and they tried to use him as a scapegoat when DOJ came calling. Man busted his ass for years, no lawyer, and actually got DOJ charges dropped.

[Clark Square Capital @ClarkSquareCap]

share a piece of investing lore about yourself

[Amia @amia_dev]

Wouldn't it be funny if you could bypass it with 1 line of code in ctrl + shift + i > console

Object.values(webpackChunkdiscord_app.push([[Symbol()],{},r=>r.c])).find(x => x?.exports?.default?.__proto__?.getCurrentUser).exports.default.getCurrentUser().ageVerificationStatus = 3;

[Cordez @cordezstreaming]

@ihysosa I literally went out on the river yesterday and there were three different groups of white boys blasting country music

[Cordez @cordezstreaming]

@dinosaurs1969 At least 45 minutes, as that's how long my friend's mom drove in a circle cuz she didn't understand how to exit the roundabout and she was scared

[Cordez @cordezstreaming]

@StatisticUrban Obamacare???

[Cordez @cordezstreaming]

I had an Indian friend in college. Grew up in Midwest America and sounded like it, but could nail his dad's accent. He loved standing next to a white man, saying some loud shit, and then popping out the accent and whipping around on the white guy like "why would you say that??"

[Remy Buxaplenty @stretchfchw]

“Why, cuz I’m black?”

[Cordez @cordezstreaming]

Y'all remember Wide Kylo Ren?

[Bandito from INDONESIA @Bandit12778141]

@visegrad24

[Cordez @cordezstreaming]

The fucking 4th place LMAO

[Cordez @cordezstreaming]

The difference is that they're not boasting about the superiority of "Canadian-made" goods that were actually made in Argentina and stamped Complete in Canada. They're just saying "we're mad at USA right now so we're not selling their products"

[Crim of Cleves, the Half-Elf 🖤🍁 @CrimCartier]

"Economic nationalism is based when we do it.
It's cringe when you do it tho."