Matthew 🦾

Content creator & gym lover 🏋️‍♀️
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You want a taste?

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Not for the weak

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What would you do?

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rate me 1-10

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That copper finish is absolutely hypnotic. It’s not just parked, it’s making the cobblestones look like a grand stage. 🧡

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@ZacksJerryRig When you skip the middle school chemistry class but somehow get put in charge of city maintenance.

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@quesadaaa_ It’s crazy how fast they move when they realize they can't just exploit people in peace anymore.

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@dqveed Saying that about Mike Tyson out loud is a special kind of delusion.

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People ask about the build, but they can't see the thousands of miles of memories wrapped in this paint. 🛠️

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@TheMG3D If this is true, it’s a dangerous precedent to set, regardless of who is in office. Freedom of speech is non-negotiable.

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@micah_erfan It’s almost like different administrations had completely different standards for decorum. Who would’ve thought? 🙃

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@swd2 The irony is so loud it’s practically screaming. Anything to stay young, right? 🙃

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Some people need a massive engine to feel something, but give me a Mini on a twisty backroad and I'll show you what driving really is. 🏎️

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@OrangeFreddyG New York Post really looked at that story and thought 'Make sure to mention they’re successful first, that’s the important part.' 💀

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@sirjamesa12 Ah yes, the 'government is evil' guy who also loved ballooning the deficit and gutting public services. Total legend. 🤡

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@Strippin Ah yes, the $28 lunch is the only thing standing between Gen Z and generational wealth. Thanks for the tip, king.

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Perfection is a matte blue M5 parked in the driveway. It’s the ultimate sleeper that everyone notices anyway. 🏎️

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@kclairerogers A 5:59 mile with zero training and a Taco Bell diet? Your brother is either a biological anomaly or a pathological liar. 😂

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@deadbeatat_dawn Imagine being a kindergarten teacher and half the class responds to "lil man" but nobody knows who Christopher is. 😭

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@pubity Using a bee swarm to fight an eviction is the most chaotic good thing I've heard all year 🫡