Corey Carrier

Very good at basketball, hummus, and crossword puzzles. Very bad at churros. Okay at shirts. A founding member of the #TOTWArmy Podcast.

[Corey Carrier @core27]

@jeskeets @treykerby @tjasondoyle NoDunks/NoBuffs fan forever. “Cancel Christmas” is 1000% from a stand-up special. The first time I heard Q say it in 46, I recognized it as an expression I’d heard.. it’s driving me crazy that I can’t place the origin; I thought a listener would drop it in the chat before the end

[Corey Carrier @core27]

@MBTA Get fucked, friend

[Corey Carrier @core27]

@bigjimmurray But have you actually credited it on air?

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@bigjimmurray Can you at least acknowledge that you’re just totally ripping off Phil Hartman’s Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer sketch from SNL?

[Corey Carrier @core27]

@tylermilliken_ Dude, if they’re gonna keep cutting to you, can someone please wipe down the glass in front of you? It looks like chocolate milk is dripping down my tv

[Corey Carrier @core27]

@jeskeets Really sorry for your loss.

[Corey Carrier @core27]

@bigjimmurray I think it’s funny nobody is mentioning that the same week the Red Sox are poised to get some relief from Devers’ contract, FSG can now put $115 m towards firing Cora and installing Jason Varitek as manager…

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@MrGeorgeWallace Love you too, sir

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@John_Karalis Thank you, sir.. I’m listening now. But you should own this (hopeful) comeback and be right there in my ears when it happens. I hear you in the presser.. if game 6 goes our way, I want to hear you louder than anyone else.

[Corey Carrier @core27]

@John_Karalis my dude- I like you. Why am I listening to this other guy, post game? I need you there for me.. I know I’ll hear you tomorrow, but this is the moment to step up. Gimme an hour tomorrow, and clean out this pablum. Thank you, sir .. woooooof!!!!

[Corey Carrier @core27]

@ChrisForsberg_ Had a 5 o’clock shadow by the 2nd quarter.. now that’s puttin in work!

[J.E. Skeets @jeskeets]

We did for six years on your network 🤷‍♂️

[Corey Carrier @core27]

@tomhanks If this little caribou doesn’t make it, Tom, we are over..

[Corey Carrier @core27]

@7News Your channel just aired a photo of the Japanese flag while talking about China in a commercial for tonight’s 9:00 news……

[Corey Carrier @core27]

@SeanGrandePBP Great game-call from all involved

Are you and Cedric’s game broadcasts archived anywhere, Sean?

Thanks for being a big part of the league’s best media coverage- hope to see you on that doc.

[Corey Carrier @core27]

As the only people in my life that actively love #Survivor enough to do so, I’m gonna have to request that the @NoDunksInc /NoBuffs crew record a live play through of the official @survivorcbs card game. The sickos have spoken 🎷🦆
@treykerby @norasaidso @jeskeets @tjasondoyle

[Corey Carrier @core27]

Every time I see #USMNT I get super excited that maybe there’s some new branch of ninja turtles just finally fucking going for it

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

Robert Johnson is finally free after 29 years in prison after being wrongly convicted of murder at 16. With no physical evidence or eyewitnesses, his conviction was based on a juvenile co-defendant’s testimony who later recanted due to police coercion

[Corey Carrier @core27]

@tusshoopdreams Thanks for posting that video of Robert Johnson’s exoneration interview. I’d been having a rough couple months, but something like that really gives you a better perspective on life, and what real adversity is. Hope all’s well with you and your family. #hoopdreams

[Corey Carrier @core27]

@NateDuncanNBA You’re such a smart guy, Nate.