Lord Corey

making the good old days

[Lord Corey @core_gasm]

article about me in the new yorker 🥂

https://t.co/VsSgiH4UV1

[Lord Corey @core_gasm]

someone called me today and asked if i work with influencers, i said yah, asked to see their account and they had 65 followers 😂

[Lord Corey @core_gasm]

Aut Inveniam Viam Aut Faciam

[I Smoked Mitch McConnell's Brain @BlackKnight10k]

Alright, Elon has rigged the algorithm to protect Republicans today but we won't let him hide the truth.

1/6 was an insurrection. Retweet this and hit the like button if you're never going to let it happen again.

[Lord Corey @core_gasm]

i love how when a jet ski is floating around out in the world the first people the coast guard calls is me lol

[Lord Corey @core_gasm]

@DalaiLama they just want the blind jingoism engendered to us by sports

[Lord Corey @core_gasm]

"The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion."

[Lord Corey @core_gasm]

by far their best candidate

[Lord Corey @core_gasm]

LONG LIVE HOWARD STERN #bababooey

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Trump attacks Howard Stern at 2 AM. Says he is “unattractive.”

[Lord Corey @core_gasm]

could totally capitalize on having a youtube channel, but alas, i’m obsessive over video editing “perfection” and would prob never sleep bc i’d have to edit everything myself- and learn the whole process, myself- and is that worth a extra $100k plus the controlled publicity? prob

[Lord Corey @core_gasm]

some of the top magazine publications are comin to my place this week, and on top of it the manufacturer of my equipment not only set me up with this but is paying me five figures to host such a glorious event. but what these execs really gotta do is give me private jets to pimp

[Lord Corey @core_gasm]

without any more dignity or humility left in his “brand”, this guy has become little more than a fucking gaslighting carnival barker

[Senator Ted Cruz @SenTedCruz]

President Biden has established a secret nuclear deal with the Iranian regime that is being kept from Congress and the American people.

Today’s news confirms there has already been a side deal including a $6 billion ransom and the release of Iranian operatives.

Nevertheless these are only the barest outlines of the staggering concessions that Biden has already made and intends to make to the Ayatollah, including an additional $10 billion transfer and indeed hundreds of billions of dollars by not enforcing oil sanctions.

Meanwhile he has allowed the Iranian regime to all but acquire a virtual nuclear arsenal over the last two and a half years.

The Biden administration must keep their deal secret because if they disclosed it, the law requires them to come to Congress and defend it, and this appeasement is utterly indefensible.

Instead they will continue lying about their policies until Congress forces them to do otherwise.

[Lord Corey @core_gasm]

god and the truth need you to go to prison so you can atone for your sins

[Jenna Ellis 🐊 @realJennaEllis]

Many people mocked me for saying I am trusting God through this process.

“Where is your God and why doesn’t He help you?”

“Jesus won’t pay your bail money.”

Oh really?

My defense fund is at $200,000 in three weeks, and growing.

The majority of people who donated are Christians who are praying for justice.

My God is with me, He is helping me, and Truth will prevail.

Watch.

[Lord Corey @core_gasm]

i’m prob up there with churchill in the “working very constructively from a hot tub whilst smoking” category

[Lord Corey @core_gasm]

i have been saying this shit for like 10 years at this point. i remember when it all started someone saying on here to me “we all have our facts now” which is psychotic talk for if we believe in our beliefs enough, that’s as good as articulate reason. WHICH ITS NOT.

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

'This is fascism. This is not democracy.' — Here's how politicians like Ron DeSantis are bolstering their own power and limiting democracy by targeting elected prosecutors

[Lord Corey @core_gasm]

i would LOVE to find the shitty teacher’s i had growing up on linkedin and give them a fuckin report card now

[Lord Corey @core_gasm]

but but but biden took a nap on a beach!

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: Special Counsel Jack Smith has filed a new 12-page court document in the Mar-a-lago documents case.

The document alleges that two witnesses had lied to the Grand Jury about Trump, but have recently changed their testimony to implicate Trump. The filing reads:

“When Trump Employee 4 testified before the grand jury in the District of Columbia in March 2023, he repeatedly denied or claimed not to recall any contacts or conversations about the security footage at Mar-a-Lago. In testimony before the same grand jury, De Oliveira likewise denied any contact with Trump Employee 4 regarding security footage. The Government’s evidence indicated that the testimony by Trump Employee 4 and De Oliveira was false. Immediately after receiving new counsel, Trump Employee 4 retracted his prior false testimony and provided information that implicated Nauta, De Oliveira, and Trump in efforts to delete security camera footage.”

This is also what had justified the use of the federal grand jury in Washington after the Florida grand jury indicted Trump.

[Lord Corey @core_gasm]

gotta work extra hard if you wanna own a spaceship someday

[Lord Corey @core_gasm]

rule number 1 of being a fascist: always accuse your opponent of being what you are trying to pass by your sheepish public the most.

[Fox News @FoxNews]

GLOVES ARE OFF: The former president blasted Joe Biden, calling him the "most corrupt president in American history" during a speech in Pennsylvania.

[Lord Corey @core_gasm]

i have literally hundreds of thousand of dollars a year to gain from being able to speak multiple languages, but alas, im a piece of shit

[Lord Corey @core_gasm]

dumbass needs to settle for the moon

[New York Post @nypost]

OceanGate co-founder wants to send 1,000 people to a floating colony on Venus by 2050 https://t.co/nI8XHkRj7v