cee dubya

[cee dubya @coreeets]

Same

[Mark Sanchez @Mark_Sanchez]

Mine was @nyjets sanchez jersey #6

[cee dubya @coreeets]

@ABC7NY The real question is, can we still order take out drinks?! #pleaseeee

[cee dubya @coreeets]

Man I miss these 2

[Mark Sanchez @Mark_Sanchez]

😂

[Mark Sanchez @Mark_Sanchez]

Big shoutout to @SophiaCPopov on her AIG Women’s Championship win! Check out this podcast on her story! (Glad I could help sway her to chose @USC_Athletics 😉) https://t.co/I5HbO9K4Ix

[Taurus @taurusismagic]

#Taurus you deserve...

[cee dubya @coreeets]

@chrissyteigen As if you weren't already the best person ever!

https://t.co/6HcPJaGUmy

[Derick Waller @wallernyc]

Right now: an army of young people in The Bronx with brooms and dust pans cleaning up their neighborhood showing the world looting and vandalism is not who they are. #abc7NY

[cee dubya @coreeets]

Bitter as hell 😢 https://t.co/9Z6LnH4pgO

[Henrik Lundqvist @HLundqvist]

For 11 years you have left everything you had in front of me. The way you competed and paid the… https://t.co/mCudjS9hH3

[NBC Sports Hockey @NBCSportsHockey]

"My job is done here. Grabbing my things and heading out."

#StanleyCup

[cee dubya @coreeets]

@LadyLioness28 no you were so much better LOL 😂😂😂😂

[cee dubya @coreeets]

@lindsey_finn they can't tell you why this happens so often?!

[cee dubya @coreeets]

Go on tour again PUUUHHHLEASEEEEE #prettyprettyplease https://t.co/wu88kZNZdl

[Justin Timberlake @jtimberlake]

Your #JT2020Tour stories are bringing back so many memories... Y'all are giving me the #TimberlakeAndChills 🙏🏻❄️

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

Dear GOP: Congrats! We nominated a misogynist, racist, vulgar, lying, ignorant, mad man as our nominee. Oh, and he breaths like Darth Vader.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Random Lady at the Store: How do you like school?

6-year-old: It's full of muggles.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

4-year-old: *points* I want to live there.

Me: That’s a grocery store.

4: It’s where pizza lives.

[cee dubya @coreeets]

The only 41 I want to see in a rangers sweater is @StuBickel #babycomeback

[cee dubya @coreeets]

@LadyLioness28 but of course 😚

[cee dubya @coreeets]

@Amy17817 oh stu </3 https://t.co/5xtH6WBa99

[Stu Bickel @StuBickel]

Love this. Although I always stood for the anthem and he'd often sit me anyways! https://t.co/HLzwJ1A6yi

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

[kids break a ceramic plate]

Me: What do you have to say for yourselves?

6-year-old: Maybe it was a horcrux.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

My 6-year-old said "mudblood"

Now she's grounded.

It's not a swear word in real life.

I just refuse to raise a Slytherin.