CoreyC

Occasional thoughts, retweets, and rants | It’s not that serious

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

i’m just gonna say it: some of yall aren’t qualified for self checkout. if you don’t have an internal sense of urgency and fine motor skills, leave it to the professionals cause the rest of us are trying to keep it pushin

[akhivae @akhivae]

Rich people be like I don't have a smartphone. I have a full-time secretary (she has four smartphones).

[JEFF @jeffisrael25]

if the reward for sucking is getting a schedule easy enough to cruise to the Super Bowl then the Jets should have like 30 banners

[CoreyC @Corey_CDC]

We’ll be seeing closeups of linemen w 10k gold diamond chains in a couple years

[CoreyC @Corey_CDC]

@abdcfg9543 Hilarious how this shit’s way worse than the “AI-generated” version

[Brendan Carr @BrendanCarrFCC]

Robocallers located abroad have been tricking Americans into picking up their phones by displaying U.S. area codes.

But now, the FCC is seeking comment on rules to prevent anyone -including a legit biz with call centers abroad - from masking the caller's real country of origin.

This is part of the FCC's broader effort to crack down on illegal robocalls. If our action here results in legit businesses deciding to onshore more of their operations, then that is a good and added benefit.

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

JUST IN: President Trump released a video statement following the death of Charlie Kirk, vows to go after organizations that fund radical left extremism.

"This is a dark moment for America."

"For years, those on the radical left have compared wonderful Americans like Charlie to Nazis and the world's worst mass murderers and criminals."

"This kind of rhetoric is directly responsible for the terrorism that we're seeing in our country today, and it must stop right now."

"My administration will find each and every one of those who contributed to this atrocity and to other political violence, including the organizations that fund it and support it..."

"An assassin tried to silence him with a bullet, but he failed because together, we will ensure that his voice, his message, and his legacy will live on for countless generations to come."

"Today, because of this heinous act, Charlie's voice has become bigger and grander than ever before."

[Justin Herbert @JHerboSBMVP]

99.99999% of football fans would rather watch these breakdowns than hear Ryan Clark and Nick Wright bitch and moan for an hour every morning

[JWeb @JWeb777]

Christian McCaffrey fantasy owners right now

[Aaron Weber @realaaronweber]

I’m a football genius

[CoreyC @Corey_CDC]

Wrong. You owe society nothing beyond treating people how you want to be treated.

[Rohan Pandey @khoomeik]

hot take i know many friends will disagree with me on: this is a deeply selfish act of theft from civilization

if you’re a smart capable young person, society poured millions of dollars into raising you

you have a moral obligation to pay it back with the surplus of your labor

[CoreyC @Corey_CDC]

Love posts like these, because it outs you as someone who gets paid minimum wage or is in the gig economy

[CoreyC @Corey_CDC]

I get wanting a quiet, relaxing time at the river, but just move further away? Let people enjoy things or politely ask them to turn it down?

Give people some credit. 99% of the people you meet everyday are decent and react in turn when you’re polite with them. 🙄

[Hamilton 🇺🇸 @Watchman_motto]

Went to the river yesterday to swim with the family. It was great, the water was clean, all three kids are becoming good swimmers. Wife packed vegetables, meat, cheese, sparkling waters.

Someone there pulls out a Bluetooth speaker, and it’s all over.

Something has to be done about this. Maybe a PSA?

[CoreyC @Corey_CDC]

Had a homie that’d always say ‘Preciate’ instead of ‘thanks’ when we were in middle school, and I literally trained my responses to be similar cuz he straight up looked like this sayin ts

[dex 💫 @lowkeydex]

how mfs feel after saying “preciate it” instead of “thank you”

[dex 💫 @lowkeydex]

how mfs feel after saying “preciate it” instead of “thank you”

[CoreyC @Corey_CDC]

@ihysosa 350k + Likes… AI gonna cook y’all

[CoreyC @Corey_CDC]

@ihysosa Lmao if y’all can’t see this “post interaction” was manufactured, I’ll pray for y’all.

Just look at the mf @ 🤣

[loading… @sonikudzu]

my lord. i thought this was a style

i did not know it was all literally One Guy

[CoreyC @Corey_CDC]

@WomanDefiner Gotta be the worst take I’ve seen in quite a while 💀
Don’t let your racism keep you from good food bruh

[Jon Bird @2002tacomasr5]

It doesnt sit right with me that we dont have another name for when your cousin has a baby. Like who is that to me? Also my cousin? No he's not