Corey

madness.

[Corey @corey_sum]

Turn the wind off for Christ sake

[Corey @corey_sum]

Saturday nights really fuck the rest of my week up

[Corey @corey_sum]

I’m really into the 2 am concerts can’t wait to see whose next

[Corey @corey_sum]

Bieb hit me with the side eye & that was a wrap for me. Good grief….

[Corey @corey_sum]

My white girl Saturdays have really been hitting. Pilates, coffee, pedicures, shopping, sun. What more could I do

[Corey @corey_sum]

Don’t talk to me unless you wanna talk about the new Kanye album. …. Also What’s your favorite track

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Catch me in a Clearwater beach sweatsuit today cause it’s fucking freezing

[Corey @corey_sum]

& drakes take care album really puts into a beautiful but damn wish I did time….

[Corey @corey_sum]

Act like I still won’t go on the trip & bop around solo all day. Tickets bought, my time will be haddd.

[Corey @corey_sum]

“I have a 105 fever, I thought it was the adderall making me hot but turns out I’m actually sick” ☠️

[Corey @corey_sum]

I should be in Europe right now…..

[Corey @corey_sum]

It’s July it’s suppose to be hot, kindly stop fucking complaining & stay inside. 🙄

[Corey @corey_sum]

A guy on a motorcycle called me an asshole bc he blew a stop sign….

[Corey @corey_sum]

I lose so much money & clothing, I truly do not know how.

[Corey @corey_sum]

“What does OG stand for? I don’t think I like the OGs ya know what I mean”……. Name that aunt.

[Corey @corey_sum]

Dude 2025 fucking blows. What the fuck it’s only March.

[Corey @corey_sum]

Why can’t anyone figure out basic driving skills like yield, merging & 4 way stop signs 🫠

[Corey @corey_sum]

I HATE when guys wear their hat on top of their head like what is that stupid look.

[Corey @corey_sum]

“Do you ski?”
Not anymore I don’t trust myself not to break something.
“wait didn’t I see you jump off a cliff into the ocean”
Yeah it’s totally different I was in a bathing suit…

[Corey @corey_sum]

Go to fucking therapy ya weirdo