Corey Hintone

Modern technology, owes ecology, an apology. But I love driving.

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best friend .... friend .... end .... en .... enemy

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I put my earbuds on just like everybody else. Frantically as someone approaches.

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"In a time of rapid change, standing still is the most dangerous course of action." - Brian Tracy

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Girls Caught In Weird Situations. Must See! - https://t.co/KCLFiqXmTf

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When coming out of any coma, try keeping your eyes shut for another day or two to see what everyone's saying about you.

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I'd estimate about 28% of the drugs you've taken were smuggled here in someone's asshole.

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My dating strategy is to find Meatloaf's ex-girlfriends and say 'Hey girl, I'll do that.'

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Woman Pole Dances On London Underground In Front Of Stunned Commuters - https://t.co/xvWTEB1cBm

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Such a satisfying feeling when 'the one that got away' turns into 'dodged that bullet'

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Kudos to Google for starting a company before you could Google, �How to start a company?�

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"Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit." - Aristotle

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"Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do." - John Wooden

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The only thing keeping me from driving off this bridge is the insurance rate increase if I survive.

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I hate long distance relationships, the fridge is so far from my bed !! ugh..

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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.

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when they read side effects in prescription drug commercials they should show the actors actually suffering from them instead of canoeing

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Don't know whether to be disturbed or enchanted that the word sesquipedalian is onomatopoetic

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Don't look back too long to the past. It would make you lose the new opportunities for the future.

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Don't put all my eggs in one basket? Nice try, basket industry.

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I'm that guy who gives you a random dislike, on your status stalker status when you have no dislikes!