Corey Allison

Engineering & ISAT major, proud Brother of Theta Chi-Eta Kappa chapter, & member of National Ski Patrol/Massanutten Patrol

[Corey Allison @CoreyJMU]

I made my predictions for The #DailyShow #ThirdMonthMania tournament. Set your bracket now!

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@uyedags I fear for your sanity

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@JMUAntiHipster That's in Skagway, Alaska. I got up close and personal with that monster when I visited a few years ago. Thing is f-ing huge

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@JMUAntiHipster Teach me your ways

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@blakeenixon lame

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@itslainer then start researching! Use your chemistry society pals!

[Corey Allison @CoreyJMU]

@itslainer being a chemistry major, shouldn't you technically be able to make your own prescriptions?

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@will_oconnor757 @Dj_Tchi if you can get a pic of the basement entrance to HHS, that would be absolutely perfect

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@will_oconnor757 @Dj_Tchi wrong flannel. And my building is HHS. Not ISAT.

[comedycentral @ComedyCentral]

"It is time for the Republicans to govern. Before this, they were just paid extras on CSPAN." -Stephen Colbert
http://t.co/vlgD1Q5piO

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Big shout out to the wind this morning for being a complete asshole and blowing against me during my whole bike ride to campus. #tired

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

*Ebola tries to enter US*

Frat guy: who do you know here

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

5% of girls can pull off highwasted shorts and the other 95% look like they're wearing a damn diaper

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@bfordinator nope nope. Crazy Californians is more like it

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@bfordinator yep! Was one of the weirder episodes I've seen

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"@eCards4Guys: Wise words http://t.co/dVk2HSFoII" so much truth.....

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@bfordinator I'm sorry to inform ya.... They proved its possible on mythbusters

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@ChristopherRayy when?

[Breeze Sports @TheBreezeSports]

The final whistle has blown and JMU gets its first win under @JMUCoachWithers as they defeat Lehigh 31-28.