Jim Bob Gooner

Almost all tweets are a joke.

[Jim Bob Gooner @Dj_Tchi]

@mylesjacko__ @WarriorsMuse We will have to find another way to pay the rent this month smh

[Not Dave Ramsey @Lifeinvestmoney]

@BarperHryc97755 Kinda refreshing she didn’t want to sell you on an mba course though

[Jim Bob Gooner @Dj_Tchi]

I need someone pessimistic (required) depressed (preferred) to explain to me the psyche of a modern yoga instructor

[ٍ @CookedByJaden_]

@Ballislife Bro looks like Oliver tree mixed with quandle dingle😭

[Jim Bob Gooner @Dj_Tchi]

@meathaver Does this hurt the dough

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

Excited to announce that I closed on a $31.38 transaction to secure a burrito and side of chips

20-year senior fixed rate financing was provided by Klarna

DoorDash provided delivery of the asset

Congratulations to all involved

[Xander Sanders @itsyourboyzan]

At places you can pronounce, drinking things you can afford, playing a game I’m not even remotely close to good at.

[Washington Commanders @Commanders]

Gave this franchise everything you had

Thank you, @jonallen93_

[Jim Bob Gooner @Dj_Tchi]

@JFreezy555 @JayDanielsMVP Thank you

[Jim Bob Gooner @Dj_Tchi]

@imrightPHD @JayDanielsMVP He’s Dax Milne 2.0

[Jim Bob Gooner @Dj_Tchi]

@JayDanielsMVP So sick of this narrative. Do people really think Jamarr Chase, Justin Jefferson, CeeDee, AJ Brown, Amon-Ra, Devonta Smith, Tyreek Hill are all good because they’re 6’4” 225? Well none of them are. And btw 6’4” Higgins just got franchised so who are we even trying to get

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

Met a billionaire for breakfast

I ordered pancakes and chocolate milk

He ordered a 32 egg omelette

I gasped

The bill came out to $957 thanks to his meal

He paid with his Amex Black Platinum Gold Medallion Card

I asked why he got such an expensive meal

"Don't worry, I always get my money's worth," he said, chuckling.

He then went to the restroom and completely destroyed the plumbing.

The business had to pay $2,700 to get the problem fixed

Guess who owns the plumbing company right next door...

Billionaires operate on a different level

[Trigga-D @209Trigga]

@MacMallyMMA Sandra Bullock at the dojo looking for the co-star of Blindside 2:

[Jim Bob Gooner @Dj_Tchi]

@007JettBond @NondescriptCube @partments1671 @EmacLikesSports @SpacesGrizzlies @AdamSchefter Contradicting yourself in the same thread is crazy work

[Jim Bob Gooner @Dj_Tchi]

@NondescriptCube @007JettBond @partments1671 @EmacLikesSports @SpacesGrizzlies @AdamSchefter Love the receipts on year old delusion. Great work.

[Jim Bob Gooner @Dj_Tchi]

We got real shitters on prem, got me ducking the cloud

[Jim Bob Gooner @Dj_Tchi]

So does Drake just commit to the bit at this point and do an album with Kanye?

[NFL on CBS 🏈 @NFLonCBS]

BAH GAWD FRANKIE LUVU OUTTA NOWHERE

[414EvanRytlewski @Evanryt]

This is what all Marvel movies look like to me