Xander Sanders

2x winner cracker of the day | Aspiring Santa Claus at local mall | Serial bed wetter | 6.9 handicap

[Xander Sanders @itsyourboyzan]

@Kingofdye Dude you were off the rails with the foggage

[Xander Sanders @itsyourboyzan]

@kencarsonfan34 @LegionHoops Shut the fuck up I’m talking

[Xander Sanders @itsyourboyzan]

@kencarsonfan34 This sent chills down my spine

[Xander Sanders @itsyourboyzan]

Tried a new course today and the cart attendant kid was wearing fucking hey dudes… Xander will not be returning

[Xander Sanders @itsyourboyzan]

Oakmont Country Club, I am inside of you

[Xander Sanders @itsyourboyzan]

@Kingofdye Let em know Unc

[Xander Sanders @itsyourboyzan]

“Bro I don’t know why but we had so many mice in our apartment this year, I can’t wait to finally move out”

[Xander Sanders @itsyourboyzan]

@dustyhomefries Back is an understatement.

[Xander Sanders @itsyourboyzan]

@Kingofdye Hang em up unc. It’s over for you

[Xander Sanders @itsyourboyzan]

Couldn’t tell me shit once I put the lizard skin on to match. +100 everything, Kurt used to rake back in the day

[“Slangin” Skip Johns @SkipNScore]

Going home for the weekend means taking some cuts with the OGs

[Xander Sanders @itsyourboyzan]

Why not me? #catchingavibe

[Xander Sanders @itsyourboyzan]

Wore the hospital band to Chipotle and got one of the best bowls I’ve ever had. Didn’t even charge for guac either. Will keep this in mind going forward.

PS yes I’m home for Easter so no I did not pay for this myself #thanksmom

[Xander Sanders @itsyourboyzan]

My 9/11 #bolbol #bong

[Xander Sanders @itsyourboyzan]

@kencarsonfan34 @stone_jami21945

[Xander Sanders @itsyourboyzan]

@TOPDuece Round on me sometime

[Xander Sanders @itsyourboyzan]

@backdoorbeer Congrats Ron! Happy for ya!

[Xander Sanders @itsyourboyzan]

@boogyboogerson Just know as soon as I get pocket rockets I’m going all zyn

[Xander Sanders @itsyourboyzan]

Stepped up to play and look who’s at the line. Cant make it up