Sending best wishes to the random dive bar bathroom girl who asked, “are you a lesbian?” then gave me a full smooch on the lips before I could answer her question. May we all act on impulse with the same reckless abandon as the closeted dive bar dyke. Happy tenth smooch-iversary
The preschoolers at work saw some blank CDs today and lost their DAMN minds. Literally their reaction was such high-pitched screeching, screaming about how “they are sooooo PRETTY!🤩 SHINY?!!! AND they have HOLES in the middle so I can WEAR them on a STRING around my NECK!!??”❤️
In a land of magic beans, the greenest, strongest stalk is JUSTICE. This world has a GIANT problem & that problem is the golden goose got COOKED. When a storybook closes, another opens a mysterious window. Happily ever after ends not with a green thumb, but blood red one 🔪🩸
Pretty sure that when Jesus said to love thy neighbor there weren’t any caveats… except that when folks were from different places with different perspectives you should make them feel welcome and seen and love them MORE ??? Who’s gonna tell them?
Some folks at church once told me my love of rain, fog and snow was a sin, that rain is of the devil and in heaven there will be perpetual sunshine. I don't care. I will continue to glory in rainstorms and drizzles, in damp Octobers and wet leaves sodden by mist.
There were all the ingredients for a successful September evening spent reminiscing injecting straight, red-blooded American bleach straight to the veins of freedom: the truth about Tylenol unmasked & unvaxed. I wish we weren’t here, yet here we are, (trying to laugh or I’ll cry)
My dad showed me an autographed portrait of @WilliamShatner that he got from the @IowaStateFair and he introduced it to me as his “Shat”. My dad has Shat on the wall.