buoy boi

go— gurt ‘til it don’t hurt

[buoy boi @coreyline]

Sending best wishes to the random dive bar bathroom girl who asked, “are you a lesbian?” then gave me a full smooch on the lips before I could answer her question. May we all act on impulse with the same reckless abandon as the closeted dive bar dyke. Happy tenth smooch-iversary

[buoy boi @coreyline]

The preschoolers at work saw some blank CDs today and lost their DAMN minds. Literally their reaction was such high-pitched screeching, screaming about how “they are sooooo PRETTY!🤩 SHINY?!!! AND they have HOLES in the middle so I can WEAR them on a STRING around my NECK!!??”❤️

[buoy boi @coreyline]

In a land of magic beans, the greenest, strongest stalk is JUSTICE. This world has a GIANT problem & that problem is the golden goose got COOKED. When a storybook closes, another opens a mysterious window. Happily ever after ends not with a green thumb, but blood red one 🔪🩸

[buoy boi @coreyline]

Choose your fighter
->Gecko on a piccolo
->Newt in a Boot on a Flute

[buoy boi @coreyline]

@ATRightMovies Matchstick Men

[buoy boi @coreyline]

@SOTSPodcast Florence Road

[buoy boi @coreyline]

@ScholarshipfPhd Hi

[buoy boi @coreyline]

@Matt_Pinner 4

[buoy boi @coreyline]

brb I’m reenacting Frozen 2 with scenes that didn’t make it to theaters 😂

[buoy boi @coreyline]

Number 2 makes the most sense because number 1 is missing like, all their other legs and 3 leaves spidey’s butt out😂

[buoy boi @coreyline]

Pretty sure that when Jesus said to love thy neighbor there weren’t any caveats… except that when folks were from different places with different perspectives you should make them feel welcome and seen and love them MORE ??? Who’s gonna tell them?

[buoy boi @coreyline]

@ghostamanita Pale Waves ✨🌊

[buoy boi @coreyline]

Coco Melon is Candy Crush for Toddlers

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Some folks at church once told me my love of rain, fog and snow was a sin, that rain is of the devil and in heaven there will be perpetual sunshine. I don't care. I will continue to glory in rainstorms and drizzles, in damp Octobers and wet leaves sodden by mist.

[buoy boi @coreyline]

There were all the ingredients for a successful September evening spent reminiscing injecting straight, red-blooded American bleach straight to the veins of freedom: the truth about Tylenol unmasked & unvaxed. I wish we weren’t here, yet here we are, (trying to laugh or I’ll cry)

[buoy boi @coreyline]

I don’t want to hear about ur new mixtape, tell me the REAL stuff. Like NEW OMELETTE JUST DROPPED is way more important to me comparatively tbh

[buoy boi @coreyline]

Every. Single. Time. It’s like I forget that I’m a human being worthy of being not JUST sexy, but sudsy too! 🫧💃

[Gabrielle ☮️ @FARMERGABB]

My dad showed me an autographed portrait of @WilliamShatner that he got from the @IowaStateFair and he introduced it to me as his “Shat”. My dad has Shat on the wall.

[buoy boi @coreyline]

@IowaChill Balloons

[buoy boi @coreyline]

Only the essentials 👍