Corey Lister

Victoria BC//Calgary AB Just a Canadian travellin around to some cool places. 🇨🇦🌏 trophy friend

[Corey Lister @coreylister96]

Tell me you don’t watch hockey without telling me you don’t watch hockey

[Darryl Wolski @2112hockey]

Can you imagine in hockey telling the losing semi final teams hey go play a 3rd place game. Like it’s a whatever thing to me and really do players even want to play?

[Belgian Red Devils @BelRedDevils]

Overturn this. 🧏‍♂️ #USABEL

[Corey Lister @coreylister96]

Man, fans wonder why players hate playing in canada.. give the kid a shot.

[C of Red Central @CofRedCentral]

It’s going to be a LONG rebuild pals 😅

[Corey Lister @coreylister96]

Without a doubt, top 2 dumbest question of all time.

[Dan Patrick Show @dpshow]

Whose career would you want: Eli Manning, or Lionel Messi?

[Corey Lister @coreylister96]

@RiseOfAlberta So what happens when Grand Prairie wants its independence from Alberta ??

[Corey Lister @coreylister96]

Imagine thinking basketball players play through the same injuries as hockey players

[John Rich @JohnRichTV]

Love you Blutman but this take sucks. Being on skates masks so much. Nobody who’s been around both sports actually thinks hockey players play through more than basketball players

[Corey Lister @coreylister96]

Oilers fans learning how circles work

[zach @zjlaing]

two questions:

1) how is the call on the ice a goal when the refs are in the corner and on the blue line?

2) assumptions aside, how is this puck visibly across the goal line?

[Corey Lister @coreylister96]

But a dude can make water turn to wine is totally believable right?

[𓋹 𝕺𝖕𝖊𝖑𝖊 𝕾𝖒𝖎𝖙𝖍 @iamopele]

NASA IS lying to us
"The earth is flat"

"They never went to the moon"

Lmaoo

[Corey Lister @coreylister96]

@FriedgeHNIC
What happens if Toronto gets the 7th overall pick an then they win the lottery, does that pick go to Boston or because it’s now top 5 does that mean they keep the pick?

[Corey Lister @coreylister96]

@priyaee Jesus wasn’t American..

[Corey Lister @coreylister96]

America

[Antonio Sabato Jr @AntonioSabatoJr]

So the moon is bigger from my house and by the way, I see the moon 24 hrs a day, but from the astronauts' view is tiny, please explain.

[Corey Lister @coreylister96]

Dummies will think the earth is flat. Yet whole heartedly believe a magic man walked the earth 2026 years ago😂😂 can’t make this up

[FlatEarthChinkGuy @mikeslemonade]

@JohnCayea3 @GhostGone420 You missing the main point. It’s about the lack of horizon drop. This is why the flat earther was concerned about a leveling mechanism which zeroed to the ground they launched on. And also Red Bull capsule corroborates it as well.

[Corey Lister @coreylister96]

Average IQ of Americans is equal to a peanut

[Chris @Dunbizz47]

The fact they are doing this on April fools day tells you everything you need to know.

They think we are stupid.

[Corey Lister @coreylister96]

Flames fans are so annoying. They ACTUALLY sold at the deadline & are now playing their young players. Fans still upset.. it is what it is man. Let the kids play and have fun.

[C of Red Central @CofRedCentral]

Nobody screws themselves like the Calgary Flames. Bow down to their mediocrity mastery!

[Corey Lister @coreylister96]

@aidannonx Who fucking cares what religion they are??

[Corey Lister @coreylister96]

People going after Celebrini are complete morons.

[Bedsy @bedsysburner98]

Macklin Celebrini representing for Canada:
U-18🥉
U-20❌
WC❌
Olympics 🥈

Connor Bedard representing Canada:
U-18: 🥇
U-20: 🥇🥇
WC: ❌
Olympics: …

@HockeyCanada just cost themselves gold 🤷🏻‍♂️
#Blackhawks 

[tatiana🏒 @tatituzzi]

im ready

[Corey Lister @coreylister96]

Difference between Canadians and americans, usa wins, its a “miracle” , Canada wins, its expected.

[Jordie @jordiebarstool]

If you're not watching "Miracle" at least 3 times between now and Sunday morning, then what are you doing?

[Corey Lister @coreylister96]

@kgagne3 @AirCanada Tagging air canada these days = getting spammed with fake AC account.. fyi

[Corey Lister @coreylister96]

I hate that this app is free.

[BlueCollarBlueShirts @NYCTheMiC]

If 🇺🇸 does their job, then NBC, Sportsnet and the NHL really need to apply pressure on the Olympic committee and push the gold medal game to 3:10PM EST. 8am is just pissing away a TV rating.