corey mack

I was Sent here from Planet Cloud 9 to learn about humans and report my findings. Then we go from there.

[corey mack @coreymack1]

Today I went out with my https://t.co/qwOww2WxNJ with the intent to meet people and ask them can I film them, but before I could ask n.o._olllo_jeep_olllo_dat beat me to the punch. #GetHighWithAndMyDrone https://t.co/4nG5ldfZ18

[corey mack @coreymack1]

I wanna thank @roxielerouge for booking to me to host @RoxieLeRouge this past weekend in Pensacola! I had a blast! @ Vinyl Music Hall https://t.co/Rz1AqfUJmH

[corey mack @coreymack1]

When you’re an adult in 2019, You have to have your shit together before you can fight. #BeefResponsibly #CoffeeAndTequila https://t.co/u9SnWrlP0J

[corey mack @coreymack1]

We’re coming give you some big jokes Laredo Texas! https://t.co/yO7Pxy64zR

[corey mack @coreymack1]

Break a few rules and Start your week off fearless https://t.co/ctyA9qPNuj

[corey mack @coreymack1]

I’m coming to Mobile tonight, come catch these jokes!!! https://t.co/psflesfDsz

[corey mack @coreymack1]

#StandUpComedy #Beatbox #LiveFreeLaughHard #SillyShaman https://t.co/GCNwWCckWc

[corey mack @coreymack1]

My wife got a PHD and know how to roll blunts. Yo wife barley got out of high school and don’t want you to get high.

[corey mack @coreymack1]

I’m so contrarian, I’m going to make lack of reaction videos.

[corey mack @coreymack1]

I haven’t seen it yet, but from I hear, Dave Chapelle would be banned from all the open mics in New Orleans. If that’s not hilarious, I don’t know what else is.

[corey mack @coreymack1]

Daddy’s little girls always have more balls than momma’s boys.

[corey mack @coreymack1]

Instead of arguing against banning abortions, argue to raise the school speed limits to 100mph.

[corey mack @coreymack1]

The last time someone punched a Nazi, world war 2 started. You should play it safe and just kill them. #WokeAndWoker

[corey mack @coreymack1]

The hardest part about being Black is being able to have fun without looking cool.

[corey mack @coreymack1]

@wisewordschosen You ate Mexican food again?

[corey mack @coreymack1]

Your smartphone makes you mobile, Get cha ass up and go outside. Even trees reach for the sunlight.

[corey mack @coreymack1]

@treymromero Yep

[corey mack @coreymack1]

Whenever someone tells me to follow them on social media, I assume they weren’t listening to anything I just said.

[corey mack @coreymack1]

Sending an early happy holiday https://t.co/3F4jPVY322

[corey mack @coreymack1]

There’s a thin line between Feminist and FeminiNihilist. So thin, it’s probably useless to argue with you.