mother of kittens

I’m just really into robes right now.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

“It’s your monthly rent, Michael. What could it cost? $10?”

[Sarah McCammon @sarahmccammon]

There is no longer AM and PM. There is just "coffee time" and "wine time."

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

🤯The origin/making of the Seinfeld theme.

So much to unpack here...
First: This dude.
Second: He re-recorded it for every single episode
Third: the bpm set to Jerry’s timing?
Fourth: it wasn’t a real bass?!

[C’est La Vie @Robert_Beau]

I’m getting a Tattoo of a Piercing.

[NBC Entertainment @nbc]

Ricky Gervais kicks off The #GoldenGlobes.

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

10 years ago i was imagening what seinfeld would be like today

today , i am doing the same, but i have alienated my friends and family and am a decade closer to death

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

today is the last day u can retweet this for the next 10 years

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

guys the president doesnt imediately get replaced! smh thats not how impeachment works

Next he has to sit before the senate and answer the question "which show is better seinfeld or F·R·I·E·N·D·S" and if he answers wrong they throw him off the hoover dam i dont make the rules

[C’est La Vie @Robert_Beau]

The new Dumb & Dumber Movie looks like it’s going to be good.

[mother of kittens @coreymarie89]

@wasifali665 But more importantly, who is going to clean up that mess?

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

ok but does anyone know any details for the 'raid area 51' party like how cute are we supposed to look? and what time are you guys going cus like I don't wanna be the first one there but I also don't wanna be too late where it's like rude? is anyone bringing snacks

[Chlo ✨ @cvaldezz]

I bet you’re really fun at parties

[Comrade ☭ @___L__N___]

“I couldn’t breathe when I slept so I installed a camera”

[Weijia Jiang @weijia]

I asked Trump if he would be okay with someone telling the First Lady to go back to her country. He did not answer.