Corey McBride

💪🥾 Personal Trainer | Crypto Investor | 💰📈 Taking you on my financial Journey! | #BTC

[Michael Saylor @saylor]

Strategy has acquired 24,869 BTC for ~$2.01 billion at ~$80,985 per bitcoin and has achieved BTC Yield of 12.6% YTD 2026. As of 5/17/2026, we hodl 843,738 $BTC acquired for ~$63.87 billion at ~$75,700 per bitcoin. $MSTR $STRC https://t.co/y1zvePEuym

[Corey McBride @coreymcbride]

@saylor Wild

[Michael Saylor @saylor]

The Second Century Begins.

[Anthony Pompliano 🌪 @APompliano]

Truth.

[Anthony Pompliano 🌪 @APompliano]

Bitcoin is at $69k.

Nice.

[Breadman @BTCBreadMan]

Nocoiners dunking on Bitcoiners while Bitcoiners continue to accumulate BTC at prices that will look hilariously cheap in four years just never gets old…

[Michael Saylor @saylor]

The Rules of Bitcoin
1. Buy Bitcoin
2. Don't Sell the Bitcoin

[Joe Consorti @JoeConsorti]

$1M is on sale for $77,000 today.

If only you had the courage.

[Corey McBride @coreymcbride]

Bitcoin be bitcoining

[Corey McBride @coreymcbride]

The vol is what makes bitcoin. If you ain’t prepared to play this game out for 30+ years then it’s not for you

[Corey McBride @coreymcbride]

At this stage, I just want bitcoin to fall so I can stack HARD

[Documenting Saylor @saylordocs]

Real Luxuries in Life

1. Living 10 minutes from work
2. Living 5 minutes from the gym
3. Having quiet neighbors
4. Having money left at the end of the month and investing it
5. Peace at home
6. Drinking coffee without rushing
7. Sleeping with a clear conscience
8. Laughing with people who truly get you
9. Traveling every year
10. Waking up naturally without an alarm
11. Enjoying a home-cooked meal with loved ones
12. Having time to read a book in one sitting
13. Finding joy in simple daily routines
14. Having a pet that greets you happily at the door

These are the things that actually feel rich.

[Jeff Swanson @theswansjr]

Bitcoin isn't real! It's not physical!

Yeah? Neither is the number seven, but I bet you'd notice if your bank balance dropped by seven figures.

Let me break the spell for you: money has never been "real."

Money is a collective hallucination—a social construct we all agree to pretend exists so we don't have to barter chickens for dental work.

Gold wasn't money because it fell from heaven with "LEGAL TENDER" stamped on it.

We picked gold because it was the least-bad physical object that checked the boxes:
- Scarce
- Durable
- Divisible
- Portable
- Verifiable

It was the analog solution to our shared idea.

But here's the thing about analog: it's slow, heavy, and requires armed guards.

And here's the thing about humans: we engineer better tools.

We went from abacus to iPhone. From carrier pigeons to satellites.

From gold bars locked in vaults to Bitcoin—verified by thermodynamics, secured by energy, and transmitted at the speed of light.

Bitcoin is the digital versioin of money. Just like X is the digital version of town hall.

Gold was the best we could do for many centuries.

Bitcoin is what we can do now that we have cryptography, distributed consensus, and proof-of-work anchored in physics.

Your grandpa trusted gold because he could hold it.

You trust Bitcoin because you can verify it.

One required faith in a metal. The other requires faith in math.

Guess which one has never been debased, diluted, or confiscated by executive order?

The concept of money is a human mental construct.

Always has been. Always will be.

The only question is: do you want your construct built on scarcity enforced by governments—or scarcity enforced by code?

Gold was monetary technology for the industrial age. Bitcoin is monetary technology for the information age.

Welcome to the upgrade.

[Corey McBride @coreymcbride]

@APompliano Pessimist are right, optimists are rich, bitcoiners are both.

[₿TC-GUS🧡🪢 @Scavacini777]

"wHaT iF tHe IntERneT gOeS dOWn?!"

😂 Starlink has over 10,000 internet satelites now,

BITCOIN IS PERFECT MONEY. We're long past the "internet failing"

[Michael Saylor @saylor]

Strategy has acquired 10,624 BTC for ~$962.7 million at ~$90,615 per bitcoin and has achieved BTC Yield of 24.7% YTD 2025. As of 12/7/2025, we hodl 660,624 $BTC acquired for ~$49.35 billion at ~$74,696 per bitcoin. $MSTR $STRC $STRK $STRF $STRD $STRE https://t.co/oyLwSuW7nW

[Corey McBride @coreymcbride]

Another 35k sats secured to see out my week 🟠 🔐

[Michael Saylor @saylor]

Strategy has acquired 8,178 BTC for ~$835.6 million at ~$102,171 per bitcoin and has achieved BTC Yield of 27.8% YTD 2025. As of 11/16/2025, we hodl 649,870 $BTC acquired for ~$48.37 billion at ~$74,433 per bitcoin. $MSTR $STRC $STRD $STRE $STRF $STRK https://t.co/HI1TeYOvQ9

[Corey McBride @coreymcbride]

Black Friday had come early for #BTC

[Corey McBride @coreymcbride]

Shall I become the first online personal trainer than accepts #BTC as payment? Leave a like if so 🧡