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@CaRenaeTX Yeah you probably "don't get" a lot of things.

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@tacobell i have a feeling I'd like to walk into a taco bell and order some tacos supreme from a stoned teenager instead of a kiosk

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@DrAllyLouks can someone more versed in the politics of racism tell me why Indian people are supposed to smell worse than anybody else?

Like, seious question, is there any reason aside from outside racism?

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@markgonciarz99 @dieworkwear When this happened I saw the headlines but wasn't paying attention to the minutiae of politics. At the time did anybody point out that dijon mustard being "fancy" came from an ad campaign from the 80s?

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@buccocapital Anybody who has dealt with AI customer service wouldn't feel bad about the death penalty for people who think it is a good idea.

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@MattWalshBlog Oh so there is like a zero percent chance you are not a rapist

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@IAMTOMMACDONALD That's cool, but I already have an AI playlist of "Eminem but make it shitty and anti-woke" songs.

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@TCapoeti @JoyceCarolOates leave it up to a cop to use made up numbers to make a point.

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@GuntherEagleman You support a pedophile rapist that was best friends with the head of a pedophile rape gang

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@Gaismair

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@JoyceCarolOates As a casual enjoyor of art, I think I could make a case for Dogs Playing Poker being rad as hell.

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@I_amMukhtar Normal british behavior. They're an evil people.

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@xgigglypuff I cook for a living; I could come up with endless takes on chicken noodle soup. But this is it: stock, noodles, chicken, veg, salt and pepper. Maybe boring but it it is absolutely perfect.

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@milfbeomgyu Not saying you're wrong, but starting with "not to sound like a boomer" is hilarious. Boomers smoked cigarettes *everywhere*.

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@Jeremibullfrog2 Lol you are a pathetic little coward.

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@jennylewis You are right but I would be totally ok with a biopic about you. You are intresting enough to justify it.

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@dreamingtulpa This is garbage.

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@acupofrain Don't be wrong. Mushrooms can be great. But they are powerful drugs.

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@DarrenS01844538 @CTVNews I didn't. But that's really bad. Like really really bad. Maybe truckers should form a union so that doesn't happen.

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@dieworkwear Hey brother. Could you recommend where to buy a basic wool beanie/knit winter cap? Every physical location I've been to only has acrylic hats. Basic or cable knit would be cool. I don't have a ton of money to spend but am willing to pay more for the quality.