Corey Craig

I once saw Shaq outside an Outback Steakhouse.

[Corey Craig @coreymrcraig]

Sportsnet caught me stuffing nachos in my face. They were delicious

[Corey Craig @coreymrcraig]

Yesterday I watched someone open ChatGPT just to search for a celeb’s age.

[samuel @samuelcm88]

there’s a new christopher nolan out that’s supposed to be nuts

[Corey Craig @coreymrcraig]

Is splitting the G what it’s called when only the middle urial is free?

[Corey Craig @coreymrcraig]

Can I please have the Swifties analyse LeBron socials and tell me where he’s going

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

LeBron James tells Tyrese Halliburton on his podcast that his next team has already been announced “if you follow the clues”

[Corey Craig @coreymrcraig]

People are always like “schools should teach you how to do your taxes!!” - they teach reading and math. That’s all doing your taxes is babe.

[Corey Craig @coreymrcraig]

When soccer players complain to the refs they also look like the middle sibling who is trying to convince their mom they didn’t do anything

[Corey Craig @coreymrcraig]

I’ve listened to Olivia Rodrigo’s new album like six times now and for me, it’s like LeBron winning in a Cleveland. Cause he goes back to back in Miami and you’re like “yeah, that’s Miami. He won’t win again.” Then he comes back from being down 3-1 and bangs home a historic one

[Corey Craig @coreymrcraig]

If public washrooms could go back to paper towel so I could stop having to awkwardly stand behind a dude using the one hand dryer, I’d be much obliged

[Corey Craig @coreymrcraig]

Since living in the UK, I’ve tried a few different answers to the question, “where are you from in Canada?”

- Nova Scotia
- New Brunswick
- Halifax
- The East Coast
- Oromocto

The reply is always the same. “Is that near Toronto.”

[Corey Craig @coreymrcraig]

Things people have been saying that I don’t understand:
1. Pre Warning - what do you mean pre warning? A warning before a warning?? That doesn’t make sense!
2. Pre Planning - same as above. It’s just planning! To pre plan would be just to plan

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A pickpocket took my phone while on holiday. I didn’t even notice until he came back 10 minutes later, gave it back to me and said “I can’t do nothing with an iPhone 11.”

[Corey Craig @coreymrcraig]

Canada needs to pull it together. I don’t want to be dramatic but my entire week is ruined if we lose this game

[Corey Craig @coreymrcraig]

Someone get these Morocco lads a bag of milk, they’re dropping at the slightest touch

[Corey Craig @coreymrcraig]

I always thought British people said “tuna mayo sandwich” because they were extra. Where I come from, the mayo is implied, no need to specify. But I learned yesterday that some people eat just tuna no mayo on their sandwich and that is super gross and I hate it

[Corey Craig @coreymrcraig]

Has all this just been the filming of Grown Ups 3?

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Adam Sandler officiated Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's wedding.

[Corey Craig @coreymrcraig]

The new Switchfoot album rules

[Corey Craig @coreymrcraig]

June books:

I enjoyed:
Nobody’s Fool
A Sting in Her Tale

Fine by overhyped:
Yesteryear
Lost Lambs

I loved:
Stoner by John Williams

[Corey Craig @coreymrcraig]

The 2026 Book List begins:

January:

- Hamnet - You should read this.
- My Friends - You should really read this.
- Demon Copperhead - You should really, really read this.

Books that were fine:
- Paranoia by James Patterson
- Reacher: The Stories behind the stories

[Corey Craig @coreymrcraig]

May books:

Good:
The Secret History
The Last Samurai
Tilt
10 Marchfield Square

Great:
Family of Spies

2026 Top Five Contenders:
Grant
Margo’s Got Money Troubles

[Corey Craig @coreymrcraig]

Do the Wolves get closer to winning a championship with LaMelo? No.

But they are going to be one of the most exciting team to watch.

[Corey Craig @coreymrcraig]

I’m never eating a toblerone again

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.