Corey Nash

This here is my personal/comedy twitter. Where I shall post the random stuff that pops into my head!!

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Do you think that bees think their stingers are their dicks? #comedy #bees #beekeeper #seriousquestions

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I’m not convinced that all car commercials aren’t narrated by @arnettwill

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I’m not saying that my Dad is @HamillHimself ... but all I’m saying is that I’ve never seen my Dad and Mark Hamill in the same room before... hmmmmm

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@coreyjnash More videos on https://t.co/hi7HpYnl3q

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@coreyjnash There are so many of us... we can’t be stopped.

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When I’m at a bar and I ask for a beer and then the bartender asks. “Do you want bottle or draft?” I’m gonna start responding with “Neither...”

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#bathroomhuor #comedy #standup #rhodeislandcomedy #comedyconnection

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@PlayOverwatch I’m on board...

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I just spent the last 20 minutes adding every single “Corey Nash” on Twitter. Fellow Corey’s/Cory’s I’m starting an army... prepare yourselves for a mild to mediocre attempt for world domination.

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Fist-bumps have ruined celebrations for everyone. I go in for a high-five, the other person goes in for a fist-bump... now we both cycle between high-fives and fit-bumps with out ever making contact until we both die and forget what we were celebrating.

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Just had a full conversation with someone in the bathroom. I was washing my hands and they were at a urinal talking and not breaking eye contact... I feel dirty. #comedy #bathroomhumor

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Some upcoming shows for you guys to check out! #comedy #comedycentral #coreynashcomedy #standup #rhodeislandcomedy

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New Year New Me...... Kinda #comedy #comix #standup #coreynashcomedy #rhodeislandcomedy

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@uncommonsoap #customers

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#comedy

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Took 2nd place in John Perottas Sumer Comedy Contest! It was an awesome show with a lot of funny comedians!