Corey Root

I'm a salad lover and needlepoint enthusiast. I love my job: ending homelessness in Orange County, NC. These tweets are my own.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

In five-billion years, as the Sun begins to die, its outer layers of glowing plasma will expand stupendously, engulfing the orbits of Mercury, then Venus, as the charred ember that was once the oasis of life called Earth vaporizes into the vacuum of space.
Have a nice day!

[X @XLNB]

White people are currently making pot a billion dollar industry in both Colorado & California. There’s also a show centered on a white woman selling weed on Netflix.

And black ppl are still getting arrested for weed amounts smaller than the size of a penny. https://t.co/0ULGI1nQ5V

[Corey Root @coreyopolis]

25 Times The Kardashians Were Really Fucking Funny https://t.co/ZjlOs07UCU

[Corey Root @coreyopolis]

25 Times The Kardashians Were Really Fucking Funny https://t.co/S40t1SEFJM

[Rachel Dratch @TheRealDratch]

Sooo, we're just gonna keep terrorizing our kids so everyone can have guns when they want em and NRA is comfy. And it's barely front page news this time. Got it. https://t.co/Okn7bolUXj

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Shout out to prancing. No one prances anymore. Get out there and prance your ass off today and whatnot.

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

My goal is to always come from a place of love, but sometimes you just have to break it down for a motherf%ker.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

There’s just no way around this one: YOU MATTER, unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared, then YOU ENERGY.

[Corey Root @coreyopolis]

"It's crucial to maintain hope in the face of brutal reality." #endracism @Orange_OAR

[Heidi Graham @rheganaugust]

If you've watched or want to watch #13Reasons, you've got to read this. Suicide is Preventable. Share https://t.co/mzHy9DypIs

[Corey Root @coreyopolis]

Kid free and jazzed to check out the new @mysterybrewing Public House!

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

You know what? I support #BoycottHamilton. I hope it intensifies -- especially during the first week of March, maybe that Sunday matinee?

[Hamilton @HamiltonMusical]

Tonight, VP-Elect Mike Pence attended #HamiltonBway. After the show, @BrandonVDixon delivered the following statement on behalf of the show.

[Corey Root @coreyopolis]

If he wins - silent Trump vote, if he loses - rigged. I have a 4-year-old and this is #ToddlerLogic

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

We're all living @drunkhistory in real time. #Election2016

[Affordable Housing Coalition @housing_orange]

Thank you @Chaney4Carrboro for your tireless support, and especially this on-the-money comment in response to @indyweek's baseless criticism

[Corey Root @coreyopolis]

Hearing how @NCDOA Sec Johnston is saving $40 million over 3 yrs using good public administration at @NCStateSPIA MPA Admin Lunch

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

Lots of big boys say, "My turn," all the time. Mostly ones between the ages of 3 and 8 years old. #debatenight

[Corey Root @coreyopolis]

@poniewozik. The same staffer in charge of bigly? #youhadtwojoblys