barnacle daddy

it be like that sometimes

[barnacle daddy @coreypetri]

I knew I was fucking crazy

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Spotify has updated its Shuffle feature, giving users the option to choose between “standard” and a “fewer repeats” mode.

[barnacle daddy @coreypetri]

Do you fuck with guys who make 26 dollars an hour @SabrinaAnnLynn

[Sabrina Carpenter @SabrinaAnnLynn]

what is your top 3?

https://t.co/E7QJWhZsSb

[barnacle daddy @coreypetri]

@allisynnn She’s you from the future

[barnacle daddy @coreypetri]

I did this for free :/

[BAMIDELE🕊 @thenihiin]

No s*x for 2 years and get $800 million, Can you?? 👀

[barnacle daddy @coreypetri]

Gambling on the possible opportunity to take someone to dinner gotta be a top 5 dumbest decision I’ve ever made 😂😭

[sabrina craves @sabrinacraves]

she’s the cutest

[barnacle daddy @coreypetri]

@allisynnn That’s not what happened but okay

[barnacle daddy @coreypetri]

Hitting on girls out of my league while I’m drinking is my super power 😂😭

[barnacle daddy @coreypetri]

@jaycrusoe Kinda sad you didn’t think of this first

[barnacle daddy @coreypetri]

Did I just fine @jaycrusoe ‘s alt account?

[lukiss🏆 @7UKISS]

“men used to go to war” well now we suck toes

[barnacle daddy @coreypetri]

@Kay08_J Relax 😂😭

[barnacle daddy @coreypetri]

Welcome back ozzy

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Trisha Paytas announces she has welcomed her third child, a boy.

[barnacle daddy @coreypetri]

One time when I was younger I smashed my forehead into my gameboy advance screen and broke it because I couldn’t beat a level on donkey Kong 😭

[Rx Queen @iendurepain]

When i was younger id bite my DS out of anger usually when playing cooking mama

[barnacle daddy @coreypetri]

Left a girl at the bar to go eat Taco Bell at a friends house I’ll be single forever

[barnacle daddy @coreypetri]

@allisynnn Aren’t you suppose to be at work? 👀

[barnacle daddy @coreypetri]

@jaycrusoe

[barnacle daddy @coreypetri]

Saw my highschool crush at the gym and I’d still fight a small village for her

[barnacle daddy @coreypetri]

Yall arent regulars is the problem

[barnacle daddy @coreypetri]

@allisynnn Me when they start crying

[barnacle daddy @coreypetri]

@allisynnn The 60 pack you thought someone stole last year? 😂