Corey Mason

Current status: Jonah on the hill over evangelicalism. Wants to be: Gideon destroying his family's altar of Fox News.

Pronouns: he/him/his 🏳️‍🌈

[Corey Mason @coreypmason]

Ok, I'm done.

Email is username at gmail if anyone is trying to reach me.

[Matt Binder @MattBinder]

Elon Musk just confirmed that a prominent right wing influencer on the platform was suspended for posting "child exploitation pictures"

also Musk confirmed that they just reinstated his account

[🪲 @iDateReyna]

pjo fans when “tell him, nico di angelo, tell him you are a coward, afraid of yourself and your feelings. tell him the real reason you ran from camp half-blood, and why you are always alone.”

[Corey Mason @coreypmason]

@AquariusOwl Excited Neeks on the right is the best thing ever

[aquarius owl | 🎥 13.6% @AquariusOwl]

book three nico!!

(sure hope nothing bad happens to him)
#PercyJackson

[Corey Mason @coreypmason]

I follow 24 Blakes

[Corey Mason @coreypmason]

I've, umm, hit the follow limit on TikTok.

[Corey Mason @coreypmason]

How is AMPTP not an anti-trust violation?

[WendyLMartin 💛💙 @wendycomics]

Plant boy redraw

[cars.destroyed.our.cities @CarsRuinedCity]

American cities weren’t built for cars. They were destroyed for them.

Little Rock, Arkansas - 1943 vs 1998

[thucksgiving @TylerHuckabee]

hard to keep track of the number of generational crises here

[Corey Mason @coreypmason]

@umichvoter -1/5

[John Green @sportswithjohn]

Super committed to loving my enemies, but some of these motherfuckers do not make it easy.

[Corey Mason @coreypmason]

@samreich Turntabling - a bishop move involving a half square increment, allowing the bishop to switch from the light squares to the dark or vice versa

[Corey Mason @coreypmason]

@JuliusGoat I'm glad that I got this out of my system as a fundamentalist at a Catholic high school instead

[Corey Mason @coreypmason]

Wordle 748 1/6

🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

!!!!!!!

[Corey Mason @coreypmason]

@umichvoter CA, TX, FL, NY, IL, PA, OH ... and then GA, NC, MI in some order. I'm sure the electoral college numbers in my head are from last decade. I think it's GA, MI, NC - but not certain. So I'm going with 9th.

[Corey Mason @coreypmason]

@TylerHuckabee I liked it, but it was no Searching for God Knows What.

[Corey Mason @coreypmason]

"Drive by any new developments and you never see economical houses this size being built."

He's got it, and yet somehow is blaming the demand rather than the supply.

[Stan Collins @stan_sdcollins]

Most of us grew up in houses this size. It amazes me that young couples all feel they need a house ten times this size to start out in. No wonder there is a housing crisis in this country. Drive by any new developments and you never see economical houses this size being built.

[Corey Mason @coreypmason]

Been playing around with Midjourney, discovering what characters it knows.

Three out of four Wiccans and Hulkings are from power-swap AUs

[Corey Mason @coreypmason]

As it turns out, "no jurors are needed" is posted on the website. No judge indeed is going to start a jury trial on July 3.

[Corey Mason @coreypmason]

I just pulled one over on The System and I find myself nervously anticipating some form of cosmic retribution

(Tell me you grew up fundamentalist without telling me you grew up fundamentalist)

[Corey Mason @coreypmason]

I was summoned for jury duty the week of my vacation in Ohio, so I deferred. When rescheduling, I noticed July 3 was an available option, thought to myself, "No judge is going to start a jury trial on July 3," and selected it.