Corey Henson

doing my best. Instagram: coreyrhenson

[Corey Henson @coreyrhenson]

Happy Halloween you guys scare the shit out of me

[Grace @graceyldn]

“Don’t panic but there’s a wasp on you.”

Me:

#OlympicGames

[DRE @DRE777_]

Duo lingo prepared me for this moment: un chat mange un croissant 🙂‍↕️

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

As Biden quit his job today I couldn’t help but wonder…. maybe I should quit mine

[Olivia Garden @Katana_Rei]

Dr. Suess' wife when he asked, "what else rhymes with Cat and hat?"

[enzo @amaybetino]

she put crack in this one. https://t.co/XYc9RXah7M

[Owain @orhunt]

imagine the word gnocchi. imagine how one might say gnocchi. imagine how one might pronounce gnocchi badly. then listen.

[Mike Hoffmann @MikeHoffmann]

I found a guy who goes around the US asking 70 to 100-year-olds their:

• Biggest Regrets
• Biggest Lessons
• Advice to their younger self

Oddly enough, most of their answers are the same…

Here are my top 8:

[Corey Henson @coreyrhenson]

I can’t believe we are still alive, this is so upsetting 🌒

[Corey Henson @coreyrhenson]

@noelforest Well!

[Corey Henson @coreyrhenson]

Taylor girl drop the album and stfu with these “editions” for the love of god

[☔ @Whotfismick]

i hate when people say "it's too early to be eating that" WHAT TIME DO A STOMACH OPEN??

[grace @gracesftdt]

if i was a football player rn i would literally just do touchdowns. idk. it doesn’t seem that hard.

[clayd @clayd_yila]

this is when i knew the chiefs had it. god probably collapsed when they saw taylor’s name on the caller id

[celine @yohjiyamajoto]

Fat

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce celebrating the Chiefs #SuperBowl win on the field.

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

In my room right now like

[sports live tweeter yadira @jonmoxIeys]

SHE WEAR SHORT SKIRTS I WEAR TSHIRTS SHES CHEER CAPTAIN AND IM ON DA BLEACHERS