Corey Snow

Writer. Liver. Lover. Giver.

[angry buni 🤬 @theangriestbuni]

LOUDER! 👏👏👏

[Corey Snow @coreysnow]

Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see.

[Corey Snow @coreysnow]

“What’s your name?”
-Corey
“Forey?”
-Corey
“…nice to meet you..”
Then he walked away

[Corey Snow @coreysnow]

Let’s go!!! Two lip syncs next week?? #TeamYvie #TeamShea #AllStars7 #IKilledJudyGarland

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

💯👇

[Corey Snow @coreysnow]

We’ve got poetry that hasn’t even been written

[Corey Snow @coreysnow]

“I refuse to be too tame like Ukraine, so stop Russian me” -Brendan Stewart

[Corey Snow @coreysnow]

This is the longest I’ve ever seen it rain in Denver. 12 hours and we’re still going! Diggin this lazy Sunday.

[Corey Snow @coreysnow]

“What did the guy say when he walked into a bar”
-“Can I get a stool?”

-My mother

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

FUCK. YOU. I don't believe in an afterlife but I know YOU do. I hope your guilty subconscious constructs a mind-palace of misery and torment you'll live inside for your final second of waking thought -- a second that YOU'LL experience as a billion years of screaming.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Listen to the scientists.

[Corey Snow @coreysnow]

@kanyewest Oh my god dude just shut the hell up and give us another album

[. @SuiNeltwork]

no april fools jokes for us as we are in the middle of a pandemic. having said that, goofy has died.

[Corey Snow @coreysnow]

@TomiLahren This must not make your “p pop” or whatever you used to say when you were a rich kid from Rapid.

[Corey Snow @coreysnow]

Stop attacking people’s character and attack their arguments, ya fuckin idiots!

[Corey Snow @coreysnow]

My 25 minute Lyft ride has been while listening to Korn “Greatest Hits” and I gotta tell ya, it’s quite loud.

[Simran Jeet Singh @simran]

Phoenix cop points gun at pregnant Black mother and threatens to murder her because her 4-yr-old toddler stole a doll from a store.

Please contact @phoenixpolice to let them know we won’t stand for such excessive and inhumane force: 602.262.6011.

[Corey Snow @coreysnow]

Scarlett Johansson saying Space Jams multiple times on @firstwefeast #HotOnes hurt my soul. It’s just Space Jam girl.

[Ron Wyden @RonWyden]

Retweet if you care about @realDonaldTrump's tax returns