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Top ten “Nova Scotia Tree for Boston” fans. Local 103 IBEW 6’3”

[Liam Fennessy @LiamFennessy_]

Embarrassing stuff

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@traderjoeslut The follow up to #getadehydratedfruitandsaltriminyourbeechallenge

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@mahaaaay

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@BarstoolBigCat Been a sign of great respect for hundreds of thousands years

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@leafsnlifts White dudes who run this account be like “dude can you give me a second, I’ve been busy and i just noticed Meggo dropped a new pfp”

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Idk if this dude understands the money this state wields but we will absolutely clean out all the supply that’s going to all those states we subsidize if this happens

[Bryan Fischer @BryanDFischer]

Currently, Germany would play Scotland in Boston to open the R32. There might not be enough beer in the state of Massachusetts to support those two fan bases if that comes to pass.

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Buddy got retroactively pissed he saw he acted on a stock he bought low and is currently paying unreal dividends

[Mutt @feralhousepuppy]

my lock screen is a photo of my girlfriend before we were together and i just noticed her knees are bruised in it i think im gonna go start a fight

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@ColeyMick Disagree Mick man been going toe to toe in the trenches with them after a grueling 8 which is where we shine and can confirm there’s no quit in their game

[Matthew Leb @Leb_Zeppelins]

Red Sox fans: “FSG is worth $14 billion. Can we please have a competitive roster?”

FSG:

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Leave Ireland yo the Irish, leave Scotland to the Scot’s

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How many fouls until you automatically shoot free throws

[Al Angulo TV @AIAnguloTV]

¿Qué significan esas 5 rayitas que están abajo del nombre de los equipos?

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@HawkEmDownChris Josef Stumple

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@maggieerogers Got the dam italicized Italian slop slice

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

They’re slowly taking away the second amendment see

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@hannahcmontoya These could also be euphemisms for horse jerky and muckin some back door if you think about it after breathing in construction fumes all day

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@leafsnlifts Until she asked me if the pick was in yet and it crushed my confidence

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@mahaaaay The Pop erasure is linsanity

[BakerMuse @MuseBaker]

- Osama Bin Laden in 2001

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@citehchris Not Big Dawg behavior i go as far to say

[Balling @MrGoodGuy1914]

Because they flirt back