Brett Hofmeister

Mr. White will see you now

[Phil Labonte 🇺🇸 @philthatremains]

i want to believe this is what happened

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Me drinking my 9th beer at the pregame

[Brett Hofmeister @CoreyWhiteass]

A large McDonald’s sweet tea now costs $1.79. America the beautiful has fallen

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@NotNickRogers

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Just got kicked out of a Korean restaurant for ordering soup. What the fuck

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@NotNickRogers That’s what everyone says

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@healy_kill @t4ebak @NiggazWILIN My long balls gonna poke through the side

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@healy_kill All guys do have that already

[Austin Show @AustinOnTwitter]

I have a small penis

[Brett Hofmeister @CoreyWhiteass]

@NotNickRogers A sponge you fucking Daryl

[Brett Hofmeister @CoreyWhiteass]

@NotNickRogers Dislike

[Brett Hofmeister @CoreyWhiteass]

@prowlingquinton Please no

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@tyler1167 @NotNickRogers

[Brett Hofmeister @CoreyWhiteass]

@tyler1167 @NotNickRogers I bet you sit to pee

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@tyler1167 @NotNickRogers Can you guys shut the fuck up I’m trying to do homework

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@thisisrennat